There are bad movies, and then there are transcendent-bad movies. You know what we're talking about, fans of The Room. Computer Beach Party, from 1987, doesn't even have the excuse of a questionably foreign egomaniac at its helm, but it succeeds at being possibly the worst thing ever. Check out Joe and Nick's trailer, plus a little bonus clip, and you'll be rushing to the used-VHS bin to find a copy of your own.
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