Alasdair Wilkins

I could see why he would sign a $5M/yr deal to buy out his pre-arb and arb years. Giving three more is nuts.

More like milquetoast, am I right?

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No doubt, the single greatest thing ever associated with Deadspin. Take a victory lap, internet.

"Yeah, why didn't the good kids ever pass it to me? I know they were busy nutmegging the entire defense before curling a thirty-yarder into the top corner, but dammit, it wasn't any fun knowing I'd never get the chance to sky a couple of the crossbar like I'd practiced at home!"