anandypaul
Andrew Paul
anandypaul
Andrew Paul is a contributing writer with work recently featured by NBC Think, GQ, Slate, Rolling Stone, and McSweeney's Internet Tendency. He writes the newsletter, (((Echo Chamber))).
Tuesday 4:20PM
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Many people are saying, so we should at least teach the controversy.

6/10/21 4:24PM
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Listen, Bob - if the gay people in your life haven’t stopped you from leaving the house looking like a boxcar hobo who collapsed on a Walgreen’s 4th of July display, then they’re definitely not your friends.

6/01/21 11:33AM
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I just it find it depressing that people are willing to pay money for a fake vaccination card for a vaccine that is effectively free.

5/20/21 7:23PM
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Has he considered the possibility that aliens were flying a craft deliberately disguised as a 737 so that people on the ground would film it poorly, claim it was a triangle-shaped alien craft, and then be debunked by YouTubers? Has he?

4/15/21 3:40PM
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i’m way ahead of them! my lawn is mostly wild onions and moss.

4/15/21 1:31PM
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Do they hand out awards around here for the best headline of the week/month/year? Because if so, this is a solid entry. Good luck! Read more

3/30/21 6:12PM
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I like Henry Cavill, but I’m worried that he’s too emotional to handle a leadership position (especially at a certain time of the month).

3/11/21 3:18PM
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I did a bit of research into this guy and his shoot and he uses an FPV drone, which is a terrific high quality shooter, and very, very small. No doubt, this drone op has some mad skills, but with the size of that drone, a lot of the spaces he navigates are definitely doable, as opposed to something like the DJI which Read more

2/11/21 2:16PM
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Cosmic ion rays? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your Super Mario 64 cartridge?

1/28/21 1:10PM
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Counterpoint: Chumbawamba and Jamiroquai are both infinitely less awful names than “Hoobastank”. But points to him for having a sense of humor about it.

1/26/21 2:07PM
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The Skateboarder stands again, his body aches with the pain of a thousand falls. His body says “stop” but he says “NO”! He begins to roll on his wheeled board. She is a harsh mistress who brokers no compromise. She does not allow mistakes and she punishes them with pain.  But she is but one of the many bitches that Read more