The 90s were weird.
Jill Hopkins
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RIP, Martin Luther Gandhi Tyler Moore
You've basically named all of my favorite shows, including Beverly Hills Teens.
On the weekends, I work in a restaurant that flat out DOES NOT CARRY RANCH. It is one of the greatest pleasures of the job to tell people that they can't have any.
One of the side affects of this is that I now know it's a thing that people carry around bottles of ranch dressing in their purses or bags.
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Really? THAT'S your takeaway? God. Sometimes I wish I didn't speak English.
I read the headline quickly, assumed it was a high school thing, and got sad. Then I read that it was A FREAKING THIRD GRADER and got furious. What the hell?!?
Different show, dude.
Love that hardly anyone got this. Science nerds are rarely music nerds and that's a shame. Read more
I have the best of both worlds: a giant, tacky rock without the giant pricetag! Morganite, bitches! It's basically a pink emerald and it's girly and I love it. Had it hand made, in a custom rose gold setting by a man with an Etsy shop and it was under $500. Read more
Why? She's a sex therapist. It's kind of always been her thing. Are you guys not old enough to remember that this has been her thing since the 80s?
I always mumble "Some us us have places to be!" as I pass them. It's the worst during the AM commute here, because I have to share a train that's coming from O'Hare and the cars are always filled with be-suitcased know-nothings who are taking up way too much space when people who AREN'T on vacation have to deal with… Read more
Is this better or worse than my dude and I setting 4/19/14 as our wedding date because at midnight, during the reception, it'll be 4/20? Read more
http://downloads.bbc.co.uk/comedy/mitchellandwebb/sirdigby.mp3 Read more
Every break up I've ever had has made me want to write a death metal song. As in, loud guitars and gravelly voices, but also as in "I hope that your death is caused by you being bludgeoned by something made of metal." Read more
OMG! Are you guys like, BFFs or something? That shit's cray!
Who the hell does Conan O'Brien think he is, telling a joke about Elizabeth Hasselbeck like that? Read more