“We can get an off-the-shelf funeral.....Reagan’s but with tweaks” is the line of the season so far for me. Read more
True story I started the game on hardcore. Wasted all my ammo on the first genado. Got to the village with 4 bullets after some looting. Spent 15 minutes trying to stealth kill enemies only got one. Proceeded to run around the village fumbling with ammo, accidently getting hit by the bull on fire, nearly grenaded… Read more
I watched Octopus Teacher the other day to prep for this episode and the biggest thing I took from it was how shitty it would be to be a teenager and your dad just wanted to talk to you about this fucking octopus everyday for a year.
I think my only critique of Monkey Grifter is that they give too much away in the… Read more
Really well written review, Mr. Hughes. The synthesis idea felt like a good description of Documentary Now!’s comedic style: Take the spirit of the original, make some loving jokes about its more recognizable themes, then drive the crazy school bus straight into the absurd. Read more
Yes, but it used to be a more thriving community of sad, sad nerds, with more people not giving a shit and just brain-dumping the progress they’d made over the past week, where they made it up to, and what they were going to work on next. And then other sad, sad nerds would pop into the comments and say, “Ooooh, yes,… Read more
I beat the final boss of Elden Ring a couple weeks ago* and I think I’m ready to put the game down for the time being, at least until the DLC drops (unless the DLC is heavily PVP-focused, as the colloseums scattered about the Land Between seem to suggest). I enjoyed my time, but there are plenty other games out there… Read more
Laszlo after hearing about the New Jersey Devil’s low hanging balls and button cock—”fantastic” with just the right amount of respect and/or breathy arousal. Glorious and sublime. Read more
No one’s asking the big question here: Read more
I prefer this version:
July 31 seems to be an important date in pop culture. Lisa Simpson (in the timeline established in “Lisa’s Wedding” (which granted, may have only been a dream) was set to marry Hugh (before she called it off due to his dislike of Homer) on July 31, 2010. Weirdly, I know a Lisa who *was* married on that date.
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I’ve finally started playing disco elysium and holy hell, disco elysium is freaking incredible. One day of in game time and this already one of the best written and most hilarious games I’ve ever played. Read more
Why would it? This isn’t a review, it’s a meditation on a story. Read more
Needs more Killface. “Welcome to you’re DOOM”
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So I started playing Life is Strange: True Colors this morning, and first off, the writing is FAR superior to the previous LiS titles. The dialog feels more realistic. Read more