AUXGreat Job InternetAUXGreat Job InternetWhy be horrified by the world when your body is scary enough?Society is full of awful knowledge, but it all starts with your gross, disgusting bodyByAndrew PaulToday 9:54AMComments (14)Save
AUXGreat Job InternetAUXGreat Job InternetIceland will "OutHorse" your out of office email responses so you can relax on vacationTrust your most important business decisions to the errant hooves of some Icelandic horsesByReid McCarterFriday 12:53PMComments (11)Save
AUXGreat Job InternetAUXGreat Job InternetGuy builds entire backyard rollercoaster in attempt to satiate his three-year-old's need for speedScott Brazelton is a pilot who builds backyard rollercoasters to entertain his kidsByReid McCarterThursday 12:36PMComments (11)Save
AUXGreat Job InternetAUXGreat Job InternetFirst look at our galaxy's black hole released just as society collapses into itselfGreat marketing tie-in, Internet! You nailed it once againByAndrew Paul5/12/22 11:00AMComments (16)Save
AUXGreat Job InternetAUXGreat Job InternetHow long until James Cameron claims this underwater 'road to Atlantis' for himself?The volcanic rock formation is odd, gorgeous, fascinating, and destined for Cameron's menagerieByAndrew Paul5/10/22 4:00PMComments (14)Save
AUXGreat Job InternetAUXGreat Job InternetReady the tinfoil hats: Congress to hold open hearings on UFOs next weekThe hearing will be the first of its kind in over 50 yearsByAndrew Paul5/10/22 2:00PMComments (20)Save
AUXGreat Job InternetAUXGreat Job InternetSad, discarded $35 Goodwill sculpture turns out to be ancient bust of sad, discarded Roman manThe marble bust likely depicts Sextus Pompey and dates back to Rome's Julio-Claudian eraByReid McCarter5/10/22 1:00PMComments (27)Save
AUXGreat Job InternetAUXGreat Job InternetThe Slurp Juice Ape got itself milkshake duckedWhat's so hard to understand here, people? Wipe those befuddled looks off your facesByAndrew Paul5/05/22 4:00PMComments (32)Save
AUXGreat Job InternetAUXGreat Job InternetTerritorial turkey terrorizes trespassing trail-walkersA wild turkey has been menacing people on a walking trail in Washington, D.C.ByReid McCarter5/03/22 11:00AMComments (21)Save
AUXGreat Job InternetAUXGreat Job InternetOne woman's joyfully morbid quest to collect merch from failed companiesChristina Warren collects death trophies from MoviePass, CNN+, Fyre Festival, and moreByReid McCarter4/28/22 2:06PMComments (34)Save
AUXGreat Job InternetAUXGreat Job InternetSorry Dirty Grandpa fans: "Robert De Niro" is the pop culture search term most likely to give you a virusDe Niro just edged out Jake Gyllenhaal, Anthony Hopkins, and Kate Winslet for the honorByReid McCarter4/22/22 1:00PMComments (3)Save
AUXGreat Job InternetAUXGreat Job InternetScience confirms that it's impossible to achieve perfect Oreo separationAt long last, we know for sure that human error alone isn't responsible for Oreo manglingByReid McCarter4/20/22 2:00PMComments (18)Save
AUXGreat Job InternetAUXGreat Job InternetEnjoy virtual hug website The Nicest Place On The Internet before everyone figures out how to ruin itThe Nicest Place On The Internet is for giving and receiving video hugs and will definitely be destroyed before longByReid McCarter4/15/22 1:35PMComments (3)Save
AUXGreat Job InternetAUXGreat Job InternetAndrew Callaghan and Channel 5 brought their gonzo journalism to UkraineWow, we, uh... really did not see this one coming.ByAndrew Paul4/14/22 1:00PMComments (17)Save
AUXGreat Job InternetAUXGreat Job InternetElon Musk threatens everyone with buying TwitterFinally answering the question: How could one possibly make the social media platform any worse?ByAndrew Paul4/14/22 9:52AMComments (177)Save
AUXGreat Job InternetAUXGreat Job InternetYouTuber Tom Scott goes face to face with his robot doppelgängerScott figured out the perfect use for the soulless machine: Having it sell ads for himByReid McCarter4/13/22 4:05PMComments (5)Save
AUXGreat Job InternetAUXGreat Job InternetDinosaur boneyard yields eggs, skin, and maybe bits of that asteroid that killed 'em off"Shards" from the extinction event space rock were purportedly found 2,000 miles away from the impact siteByAndrew Paul4/13/22 11:00AMComments (4)Save
AUXGreat Job InternetAUXGreat Job InternetKmart, doing its best Blockbuster impersonation, only has three stores leftDoesn't conjure quite the same kind of nostalgia, does it?ByAndrew Paul4/12/22 1:06PMComments (64)Save
AUXGreat Job InternetAUXGreat Job InternetJump on into the world of extreme pogo athletesGet to know the athletes turning pogo stick tricks into an extreme sportByReid McCarter4/06/22 1:00PMComments (10)Save
AUXGreat Job InternetAUXGreat Job InternetUK beer company pulls "free beer" April Fool's prank, makes everyone madTurns out that people don't like thinking they've won free beer for life when they haven'tByReid McCarter4/01/22 3:00PMComments (18)Save