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After a lifetime spent testing the limits of the British peoples’ unwillingness to wheel a guillotine out in front…

Space exploration is fascinating, but it’s also absolutely goddamn terrifying. For proof of this, we turn to a…

Darius, a Continental Giant rabbit who won the Guinness World Record for “longest rabbit living” in 2010, has been…

Last month brought us news of Brood X, a huge swarm of cicadas that’s been waiting 17 years for this spring to…

The people of Krakow, Poland have just emerged from a terrifying brush with the paranormal. For two days this week,…

Most of us have at least begrudgingly accepted that past generations’ much-vaunted life goals are now, at best, an…

Steven Seagal is a frequently accused sexual predator and all-around dumpster human. He also runs like a toddler who…

Likely concerned that its fans are getting too close to figuring out the ancient Jedi techniques required to make a…

Webster’s Dictionary defines “speech” as “We don’t own a copy of Webster’s Dictionary, actually, someone should hook…

Welcome to another season of The Circle! We’ve only seen the first four episodes, but this second season’s already…

No longer content just to ruin his reputation with increasingly terrible movies, Kevin Smith is broadening his path…

The New Jersey State Park Police (NJSPP) reported last Friday that their officers had identified and “disarmed” a…

At last, Andrew Callaghan, Nic Mosher, and Evan Gilbert-Katz—the guys behind All Gas No Brakes—have returned. After a…

Allow us to make a prediction: Facebook Dating will not be a popular platform for finding true love. How do we know…

As recently reported by The New York Times and other outlets, last month a “heavy, ornately carved limestone chair”…

The humble spider has always been well represented in the musical world, from Ziggy Stardust and No Doubt to The Who,…

It is with a heavy heart that we must inform you that the Brands are at it yet again. Steak-umm—the sliced meat…

Roblox, the online game platform pretty much every kid is glued to right now, is advertised with the tagline,…

Humanity is set apart from the rest of the animal kingdom thanks to our remarkable technological achievements. Our…

During the first great Pokéwave of the late ‘90s, Martin “Ztorm” Culpepper accepted the grave responsibility of…