Photo: Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images

Dame Judi Dench stays on her grind like ’09 Gucci Mane, currently riding the publicity waves of last month’s Tulip Fever, this month’s Oscar-luring Victoria & Abdul, and, later this year, Kenneth Branagh’s Murder On The Orient Express. The tiny, beloved actress cannot stop hustling, which helps to explain why she recently sat down to rap with UK Grime emcee Lethal Bizzle.

Advertisement

And, look: It didn’t go great, but she did say “pow” a bunch of times while wearing a hat that says “DENCH” on it, something she should probably wear through the remainder of the year so motherfuckers know what time it is when she comes through. All of this comes hot on the heels of the recent revelation that the 82-year-old Shakespearean actress also carries a tiny fidget spinner around with her:

Which somehow makes perfect sense. Presumably it was custom-made. Anyway, we look forward to her upcoming guest verse on a Wifisfuneral track.

Advertisement