Oh, goddamnit, now Trump's ruined 69 jokes, too
69, which everyone knows is “the sex number,” has, until this morning, been reliably, innocently funny. You write it on…
Now That's What I Call Music! celebrates its 69th edition, but not without controversy
On Tuesday, the folks at Universal and Sony Music announced the song lineup for the newest upcoming entry in the …
69-year-old man thwarted in attempt to change age to 49
Emile “Young God” Ratelband, the Tinder-scrolling, Trump-loving “positivity trainer” who launched a bid last month to le…
69-year-old man trying to legally change his age to 49, despite 69 being the best age
It was Søren Kierkegaard who said that “life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.” And it…
In inspirational show of unity, 1000s tweet "Nice" to AP post about 69-hour shutdown
Yesterday, a group of 33 Democrats got bilked by Republicans into caving on protections for dreamers, somehow surmising…