Out of necessity, last season’s Bachelor finale rejiggered the formula a bit, trading the happily-ever-afters for a heartrending event built around “the first uncut, unedited scene in reality TV history.” That scene? Bachelor Arie Luyendyk, Jr. breaking up with winner Becca Kufrin so he could get back with runner-up…
Well, he may have dumped his fiancee on national television, gotten universally scorned for the piss-poor way he went about it, and inadvertently revealed himself as a secret jerk hiding inside a nice guy shell, but at least The Bachelor’s Arie Luyendyk, Jr. won’t ever have to eat poorly prepared hotdish.
Last night, sentient vape pen Arie Luyendyk Jr. pulled some regrettable shit (even by Bachelor standards) by choosing finalist Becca Kufrin over runner-up Lauren Burnham, then reneging on that decision a few weeks later by dumping Kufrin in agonizing fashion so he could win back Burnham. The breakup was bad enough,…
