LA Shrinks
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The Mary Tyler Moore Show—“Mary’s Delinquent”
Welcome to the TV Roundtable, where some of TV Club’s writers tackle episodes that all deal with a central theme. The theme for the first eight installments is adolescence.
Celebrity Rehab: 109
Dear Celebrity Rehab,
I'm going to make this short and sweet. We had some wild times, like when Jeff Conaway yelled and/or passed out, and when Daniel Baldwin texted pictures of his cock to a porn star who's clearly trying to move away from a life in which she's simply an object of multiple insertions. Those times…
Celebrity Rehab: Graduation
Wait, what? Am I crazy, or did last week's episode tout this week's as the season finale? As the hour mark approached tonight, no sense of closure seemed imminent, and indeed there was a tease for next week's show, even after all kinds of talk about "graduation." I was all set to write about how I think each one of…
Celebrity Rehab: Retreat
What the hell am I doing? I should be watching Lost right now. Instead, I'm watching a group of self-absorbed assholes–and that includes Dr. Drew–who are "famous" by virtue of ridiculous fluke and self-flagellation rather than talent. This week's trying, annoying episode of Celebrity Rehab showed almost everyone's…
Celebrity Rehab: Friends And Family
Because this week's episode of Dr. Drew's Carnival Of Entitled Almost-weres was almost maddeningly dull–they can't all be as exciting as last week's–I'd like to offer you the above clip to get your motor running. It's Jeff Conaway and his co-dependent goth-wannabe ladyfriend Vikki Lizzi performing on something called…
Celebrity Rehab: Bye Bye Baldwin
The promise of last week's cliffhanger was nearly delivered on during this week's episode of Dr. Drew's House Of Self-Absorbed Former And Current Drug Addicts. New evidence brought home what most of you already knew: Daniel Baldwin is truly the ickiest of all the Baldwins, even though he's not as squinty as Stephen.…
Celebrity Rehab: Bye Bye Baldwin
Tonight's episode of Celebrity Rehab taught viewers about boobies, and the ways that some of the patients feel about them. Jeff Conaway, for instance, very much likes boobies. When he's around them, he seems more lucid, happy, and interested in living. A yoga teacher perks his mood, and then when porn star Mary Carey…
Celebrity Rehab: New Arrival
This is more like it. As the bags gets douchier and new flavors are added, Celebrity Rehab is getting more interesting. This week we got a new character, ultimate fighter and domestic abuser Ricco Rodriguez, as well as a better picture of nearly every inmate. (Except Shifty, he's an open book already.)
Mary Carey cried…
Celebrity Rehab: Detox
Lessons learned from episode two of VH1's most courageous-est new reality show: 1) Jeff Conaway is not faking (I doubted him before) and 2) Daniel Baldwin is an asshole. As expected based on the premiere, those patients who actually have problems–and aren't just here to be on TV–look like they're having a pretty tough…
Celebrity Rehab: Series Premiere
I can think of four reasons to participate in Celebrity Rehab: 1) You actually want to get clean. 2) You're clinging to the pathetic hope that appearing on reality TV–even reality TV that actually crashes through the bottom of the good-taste barrel–will somehow reignite your long-dormant,…
