Congressional inquiry reveals we'll believe any damn thing about Mark Zuckerberg, as long as it sucks

Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg was subject to one of the harshest punishments America can reserve for one of its rich white executives today, when the U.S. Congress forced him to have a five-minute, inescapable conversation with Texas senator Ted Cruz. Cruz—who seemed extremely upset at the idea that Facebook might have…

Cocky conservative PACs accidentally ran their “We beat Obamacare” ads tonight

Earlier today, President Donald Trump and the Republican leadership suffered a major setback in their efforts to repeal the Affordable Care Act, when Speaker Paul Ryan pulled his bill to repeal Obamacare from the House floor after support for his efforts began to collapse. But that news apparently broke a little too…

Congressman realizes American dream by rapping Biggie song on House floor

While America’s current political climate may be less than inspiring, there are still plenty of reasons why a career in government is a noble and fulfilling pursuit. You can stand up for the poor and the downtrodden or—given your proclivities—grind their cancer-ridden bones to make your bread. You can put on a suit…