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Reality bends, but manages to hold as Will Ferrell and doppelgänger Chad Smith meet once again

Late Monday night you may have felt a tremor pass through your body—a deep supra-natural twinge as if the world around you was struggling to maintain shape. While scientists were at first baffled as to what caused this global phenomenon, they’ve now identified the cause: Will Ferrell and his doppelgänger, Red Hot…

The Rock will not humor your critiques of Jumanji's internal logic

Look, The Rock knows nonsense. The Rock worked for Vince McMahon. The Rock wrestled for the WWE. He knows how to sell feuds with no coherent buildup. He knows how to make an unearned face turn pop. His first gimmick was “wears crepe paper?” and he still spun it into stardom. So, now that he’s a bonafide Hollywood…

MoonPie and Wendy's are friends now because the internet is a corporate hellscape

The confines of their old, stuffily corporate nature long since shed, the brands have been steadily working to convince us they’re human. Not content merely to own our stomachs and minds, they’ve taken to Twitter, cannily tricking us into imagining them as something other than the twisted assemblage of focus-tested…

S.E. Hinton explains The Outsiders’ tragic ending: “I am a stone cold bitch”

If you’re an adult, there are probably a few things you half-remember from reading S.E. Hinton’s classic young-adult novel, The Outsiders, in middle school. You’ve definitely got the Greasers and the Socs. You’ve got Ponyboy, for sure. You’ve got the other guy (Johnny). You’ve got the other other guys (Darry, Dally,…

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The entire James Bond series has been recut into a single film about warring James Bondses

The James Bond film series is very good, but in this hectic modern world of ours it’s also just too long. Who has time, between scrolling mindlessly through multiple social media feeds or lovingly placing dog noses on their selfies just so, to sit down and watch decades of films that demand our undivided attention for…

Feel the cruel passage of time with this retro version of Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance"

Lady Gaga’s enormously popular 2009 single “Bad Romance” is nearly a decade old. In that time, the world has changed drastically, and we’ve all become much older. Even the littlest monsters have become big monsters, their Aladdin Sane makeup crusting in jars and perpetually clawed hands aching with the earliest signs…