YouTube now removing videos of people eating Tide Pods, because people are still eating fucking Tide Pods

In a future that is rapidly approaching, if not already arrived, our children will be raised entirely by YouTube. Not just in the sense that we will be parking them in front of nightmarish procedurally generated approximations of educational content for countless hours a day, but also in the sense that YouTube will be…

People have resorted to making edible Tide laundry pods to stop you from eating the real ones

As Americans, our natural response to anything that’s both colorful and soft is to cram it into our mouths and swallow. That’s why brands like Tide must issue elaborate warnings like this about their soft, colorful laundry pods. Sure, the promise of a fruity, Gushers-like splash is enticing, but do know that this is…