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Pop culture obsessives writing for the pop culture obsessed.

5/17/19

2:59 PM

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Newswire5/17/19

Newswire5/17/19

U.S. hellscape status secured as KISS’ Gene Simmons takes over Pentagon podium

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11/19/18

1:05 PM

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Newswire11/19/18

Newswire11/19/18

Michelle Wolf scared the White House Correspondents' Dinner away from comedy

Randall Colburn

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11/7/18

10:09 PM

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Newswire11/7/18

Newswire11/7/18

Next election cycle already off to a real fun start as the White House suspends Jim Acosta's press pass

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10/11/17

12:00 PM

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We asked Obama staffers: What do civilians not understand about the presidency?

and Marah Eakin

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10/9/17

11:51 AM

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Great Job Internet10/9/17

Great Job Internet10/9/17

Read This: Stephen Miller was a real piece of shit in high school and college, too

Randall Colburn

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9/11/17

3:41 PM

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Newswire9/11/17

Newswire9/11/17

White House in the eye of a shitstorm after tweeting out wrong hurricane-ravaged airport

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8/2/17

4:19 PM

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Great Job Internet8/2/17

Great Job Internet8/2/17

Look back wistfully with this extensive oral history of the Scaramucci era

Randall Colburn

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8/1/17

3:15 PM

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White House met with Fox News about Seth Rich conspiracy, lawsuit reveals

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7/25/17

2:26 PM

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Great Job Internet7/25/17

Great Job Internet7/25/17

R.I.P. to all of Anthony Scaramucci’s old tweets, deleted in the name of “transparency”

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7/14/17

10:36 AM

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Newswire7/14/17

Newswire7/14/17

Here are some of the emails the White House got after requesting sensitive voter info

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6/8/17

4:13 PM

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Great Job Internet6/8/17

Great Job Internet6/8/17

The Trump administration’s aesthetic is almost as ugly as its worldview

Randall Colburn

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6/5/17

3:13 PM

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Great Job Internet6/5/17

Great Job Internet6/5/17

A quick, helpful reminder that Donald Trump is still the goddamn president

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4/21/17

6:23 PM

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Great Job Internet4/21/17

Great Job Internet4/21/17

White House fires up iMovie for bizarre slide-show video

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4/14/17

1:10 PM

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Newswire4/14/17

Newswire4/14/17

White House has the gall to ask Sesame Street to help out at doomed Easter Egg Roll

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3/2/17

10:46 AM

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Great Job Internet3/2/17

Great Job Internet3/2/17

Sean Spicer’s tragic fall from grace as White House Easter Bunny

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2/16/17

4:07 PM

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Great Job Internet2/16/17

Great Job Internet2/16/17

Rescue Melania Trump from her private hell

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2/1/17

9:01 AM

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White House officials will no longer appear on CNN because it doesn’t promote Trump agenda

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1/27/17

7:31 PM

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Newswire1/27/17

Newswire1/27/17

Those broken White House petitions are due to incompetence, not evil

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1/23/17

6:21 PM

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Breaking down the White House press secretary’s long-running grudge against Dippin’ Dots

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11/14/16

3:20 PM

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Great Job Internet11/14/16

Great Job Internet11/14/16

Let’s imagine Joe Biden being a merry asshole about leaving the White House

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