• aux Ted Cruz is sad his favorite movie, The Princess Bride, is filled with Democrats By Andrew Paul September 8, 2020 | 7:52pm
• aux And that now makes two massive wildfires caused by gender reveal parties By Andrew Paul September 8, 2020 | 4:18pm
• aux Now's your chance to earn residuals on some Star Trek sequels (and The Crow 2: City of Angels) By Andrew Paul September 3, 2020 | 6:30pm
• aux Read this: Twitter legend "Pixelated Boat" shares the 10 funniest things they've seen online By Andrew Paul September 3, 2020 | 3:53pm
• aux Happy Tuesday, here is Andrew Lloyd Webber playing "Phantom of the WAPera" By Andrew Paul September 1, 2020 | 5:02pm
• aux Herman Cain, still dead from COVID-19, tweets to say COVID-19 isn't too deadly By Andrew Paul September 1, 2020 | 3:45pm
• aux This satirical RNC website appeals to the "Modern QAnon Republican" By Andrew Paul August 27, 2020 | 7:37pm
• aux No big, just some declassified Soviet test footage of the largest hydrogen bomb ever detonated By Andrew Paul August 27, 2020 | 4:18pm
• aux Kimberly Guilfoyle's grotesque RNC speech produces nightmares, memes By Andrew Paul August 25, 2020 | 3:37pm
• aux This guy staring blankly into space for 2 hours is a mascot for our times By Andrew Paul August 20, 2020 | 4:56pm
• aux Megan Thee Stallion Instagrammed her gunshot injury to silence the trolls By Andrew Paul August 20, 2020 | 4:03pm
• aux All Gas No Brakes host on interviewing conspiracy theorists and throwing himself into the Minneapolis protests By Andrew Paul August 20, 2020 | 3:00pm
• aux Meet Harpo The Sea Lion and his big, blaring sea lion choir By Andrew Paul August 18, 2020 | 3:42pm
• music Godspeed You! Black Emperor’s Lift Your Skinny Fists… remains the band’s most prophetic work By Andrew Paul August 14, 2020 | 1:00pm
• aux Dennis Quaid adopts cat also named Dennis Quaid By Andrew Paul August 13, 2020 | 5:48pm
• aux Herman Cain tweeted from beyond the grave... to attack Joe Biden By Andrew Paul August 13, 2020 | 4:05pm
• aux The world's last Blockbuster will soon be available to rent on Airbnb By Andrew Paul August 11, 2020 | 6:28pm
• aux Baby Nut is now a 21-year-old boozehound named Peanut Jr.—and everyone still hates him By Andrew Paul August 11, 2020 | 4:20pm
• aux Doomscrolling is art now, so feel free to keep on despairing By Andrew Paul August 6, 2020 | 6:24pm
• aux Read this: Meet the QAnon illustrator mapping out the Deep State's wild web of conspiracies By Andrew Paul August 4, 2020 | 8:50pm
• aux Get Involved, Internet: Help fund a new Hellboy role-playing game By Andrew Paul August 4, 2020 | 6:42pm