• aux So, apparently Dane Cook's stand-up set was unusually awful last night By Sean O'Neal January 19, 2012 | 7:31pm
• aux America puts aside all its differences to agree on Johnny Depp By Sean O'Neal January 19, 2012 | 6:21pm
• aux Priceline is going to kill William Shatner By Sean O'Neal January 19, 2012 | 5:15pm
• aux Whitney Cummings asks that you be nicer to Lana Del Rey and all female performers who maybe aren't very good By Sean O'Neal January 19, 2012 | 4:46pm
• aux Cormac McCarthy writing his own original screenplays now By Sean O'Neal January 18, 2012 | 10:07pm
• aux Never mind, Jay-Z will still be saying the word "bitch" By Sean O'Neal January 18, 2012 | 9:02pm
• aux 2 Broke Girls will make up for all the stereotyping by adding a "hot Asian guy" By Sean O'Neal January 18, 2012 | 7:55pm
• aux No, Steve Carell did not make a secret cameo on The Office last week By Sean O'Neal January 18, 2012 | 7:29pm
• aux "Big Ole Butt" writer LL Cool J will be the first Grammys host since 2005 By Sean O'Neal January 18, 2012 | 6:56pm
• aux Mark Wahlberg could have stopped 9/11, according to Mark Wahlberg By Sean O'Neal January 18, 2012 | 6:28pm
• aux British people demand refunds after discovering that The Artist is a silent film By Sean O'Neal January 18, 2012 | 5:33pm
• aux L.A. porn industry ironically saying it will pull out if it has to wear a condom By Sean O'Neal January 18, 2012 | 5:08pm
• aux Welcome to Stop SOPA Day, or, why Wikipedia is down By Sean O'Neal January 18, 2012 | 3:57pm
• aux That "Honey Badger" video you're already tired of will become a TV show By Sean O'Neal January 17, 2012 | 11:22pm
• aux Lindsay Lohan is either playing Elizabeth Taylor, or is a prostitute who conspired to kill Osama Bin Laden By Sean O'Neal January 17, 2012 | 10:24pm
• aux Cougar Town has an official return date, ill-conceived time slot By Sean O'Neal January 17, 2012 | 8:09pm
• aux You won't have George Lucas to kick around anymore By Sean O'Neal January 17, 2012 | 7:46pm
• aux David Letterman's comedy booker fired for revealing why the show doesn't have more female comedians By Sean O'Neal January 17, 2012 | 6:46pm
• aux BAFTA nominations confirm that British people rather enjoyed Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy By Sean O'Neal January 17, 2012 | 5:28pm
• aux New study finds number of headphones-wearing pedestrians getting hit by a goddamn car or bus or something has tripled By Sean O'Neal January 17, 2012 | 4:39pm
• aux Jay-Z will no longer use the word "bitch" now that he has a daughter By Sean O'Neal January 17, 2012 | 4:05pm