• aux Nobody wants to buy Ricky Gervais' painting By Sean O'Neal July 9, 2012 | 8:50pm
• aux Virginia Supreme Court forced to listen to reality TV star's story about the guy from Journey screwing his wife By Sean O'Neal July 9, 2012 | 7:24pm
• aux HBO announces Treme and Boardwalk Empire premiere dates By Sean O'Neal July 9, 2012 | 5:39pm
• aux Realism of Archie Comics to be compromised by crossover with Glee By Sean O'Neal July 9, 2012 | 5:09pm
• aux Michael Fassbender to star in the Assassin's Creed movie that you finally don't have to do anything to make happen By Sean O'Neal July 9, 2012 | 3:36pm
• aux Ron Perlman returns as Hellboy for awesome reason By Sean O'Neal July 9, 2012 | 2:53pm
• aux Ted Nugent just sort of thinking aloud about whether it would have been better if the South had won the Civil War By Sean O'Neal July 6, 2012 | 8:45pm
• aux Coachella will stay in Coachella after all By Sean O'Neal July 6, 2012 | 7:01pm
• aux Morgan Freeman, Chris Rock, and Brad Pitt's mom say sort-of-controversial things, spark sort-of controversies By Sean O'Neal July 6, 2012 | 4:54pm
• aux Peter Jackson taunts the heavens by announcing that he's done filming The Hobbit By Sean O'Neal July 6, 2012 | 3:19pm
• aux HBO gazes upon the horror it has created and quickly renounces its Fox News movie By Sean O'Neal July 6, 2012 | 2:52pm
• aux It's time to stop fashioning your ketchup-crusted dishrags into clothes and buy this $90 T-shirt from Gwyneth Paltrow By Sean O'Neal July 5, 2012 | 9:41pm
• aux Justin Bieber just likes butts By Sean O'Neal July 5, 2012 | 8:47pm
• aux The Mountain Goats celebrate a new Twitter milestone with an old unreleased track By Colin Griffith, Sean O'Neal July 5, 2012 | 8:10pm
• aux Why Stop Now By Sean O'Neal July 5, 2012 | 7:47pm
• aux Seth Meyers enters final test to fill the Regis Philbin-shaped hole on morning TV By Sean O'Neal July 5, 2012 | 7:07pm
• aux Instead of making a new Outkast record, Big Boi is designing socks By Sean O'Neal July 5, 2012 | 7:00pm
• aux HBO attempts to make a sentient monster out of conservative rage by developing Fox News movie By Sean O'Neal July 5, 2012 | 6:21pm
• aux New photo of Matt Damon in Neil Blomkamp's Elysium suggests the future will have big guns, baldness By Sean O'Neal July 5, 2012 | 5:09pm
• aux MGM has heard some things about Raging Bull II By Sean O'Neal July 5, 2012 | 4:10pm
• aux Today is Independence Day, so we're celebrating our freedom to do nothing By Sean O'Neal July 4, 2012 | 2:00pm