"Newswire"

• aux Miami couple busted for posing as Adele’s manager to get free concert tickets By Sam Barsanti May 9, 2017 | 7:46pm
• aux People came out on all 7 continents for the March For Science today By William Hughes April 22, 2017 | 9:35pm
• aux Disney patents a softer, more sensual robot By Sean O'Neal April 10, 2017 | 5:33pm
• aux Buy Jay Z’s $850 champagne and convert it into urine By Sean O'Neal April 6, 2017 | 8:24pm
• aux Will someone please get Casey Affleck some candy? By Sean O'Neal February 27, 2017 | 4:04am
• aux In the not-too-distant future, there will be an MST3K comic book By William Hughes February 18, 2017 | 1:30am
• aux The Star Wars cantina song is Australia’s top sex jam By Katie Rife February 16, 2017 | 12:09am
• aux Bravo’s new logo looks like you’re supposed to say it sarcastically By Erik Adams February 7, 2017 | 10:15pm
• aux At The Drive-In adds a few dates to its upcoming tour By David Anthony February 7, 2017 | 5:13pm
• aux Susan Sarandon looks ready for mayhem in these first-look photos from Feud By William Hughes January 27, 2017 | 9:42pm
• aux Now TBS says Conan could go “primarily digital” By William Hughes January 6, 2017 | 10:54pm
• aux R.I.P. Peter Vaughan, Game Of Thrones’ Maester Aemon By Katie Rife December 6, 2016 | 5:55pm
• aux Dr. Phil to give mentally ill Shelley Duvall the exploitative help he needs By Sean O'Neal November 17, 2016 | 5:05pm
• aux Bill Murray now Earth’s happiest man as Cubs win the World Series By William Hughes November 3, 2016 | 8:20am
• aux No, your Facebook friends are not all at the Standing Rock reservation By Clayton Purdom October 31, 2016 | 8:13pm
• aux R.I.P. John Zacherle, pioneering horror host “Zacherley the Cool Ghoul” By Katie Rife October 28, 2016 | 10:33pm
• aux Michael Moore unveiled his trip to Trumpland in New York City last night By Jesse Hassenger October 19, 2016 | 2:32pm
• aux New Kickstarter proves computers can write crappy horror movies, too By William Hughes August 3, 2016 | 12:40am
• aux Rhea Butcher goes in on sports sexism in a new track from her debut stand-up LP By Marah Eakin July 6, 2016 | 1:00pm
• aux Brooklyn is getting a Captain America statue that can do this all day By Matt Wayt July 5, 2016 | 6:00pm
• aux Leslie Jones breaks down Game Of Thrones’ latest battle for Seth Meyers By Danette Chavez June 24, 2016 | 1:44pm
• aux Anthony Hopkins to bring some class to Transformers 5 By Katie Rife June 3, 2016 | 6:19pm
• aux Pretty much any song is creepy sung by the guy who plays Ramsay Bolton By Katie Rife May 17, 2016 | 9:20pm
• aux New Girl renewed for a sixth season By Erik Adams April 12, 2016 | 8:15pm
• aux AMC’s Preacher shows off its Arseface By William Hughes March 26, 2016 | 8:50pm