It's spring, a season marked by warmer days, general re-greening, and many, many superfluous ads reminding you to watch TV. Here's a quick rundown of some TV ads, complete with alternate eye-catching taglines.
Showtime's The Tudors
Actual Tagline: "Thy Kingdom Come"
Alternate Tagline: "Kings are about to get freaky."
Alternate Tagline 2: ""Sex scene, sex scene, my kingdom for a sex scene!"
VH1's misery parade Tough Love.
Actual Tagline: "Cute. Successful. Smart. So what's the problem? According to him, it's you."
Alternate Tagline: "Do you hate yourself? According to him, you should!"
Alternate Tagline 2: "Misogynists give the best life advice."
ABC's extended Suave commercial, In The Motherhood
Actual Tagline: "A new comedy inspired by real stories of real mothers."
Alternate Tagline: "Momz say the darndest things!"
Alternate Tagline 2: "Moms are people too? Ha ha. Just kidding."
Bravo's neverending Make Me A Supermodel
Actual Tagline: "Take Cover."
Alternate Tagline: "It's about to get boring. Model boring."
Alternate Tagline 2: "Zzzzzzzzzzz"