American Idol: 1 of 11 Voted Off

Hi again, Idol-watchers! I always feel bad about having to recap the results shows, because the performance nights always give me plenty to talk about, while the Wednesday night show is 30 seconds of actual worthwhile material and 59:30 of padding. But we all have a job to do in life; mine is to figure out something to say about a show that by all rights should consist of two words, and yours is to mock me for doing so.
Tonight we've got the possibility of the save, which makes things at least potentially interesting. Also interesting: Ellen Degeneres' Palestine-chic outfit. Not quite as interesting: the 11 remaining contestants singing "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" by Wham!. Claire is given to speculation that this segment of the results show is lip-synched, but I always figure if it was dubbed, it wouldn't suck so bad. It does give us a glimpse at Siobhan Magnus' outfit, which I'm pretty sure her mom bought in 1984 and handed down to her entirely intact.
This week's Ford Music video shoot was…you know what? Fuck you, Ford, buy your own advertising.
Fun family moment of the night: Katie's dad goes and gets loaded when she's up for the boot. Big Mike talks about his baby, and Siobhan gives an extremely incoherent answer to one of Ryan Toothpaste's questions. All this leads up to Paige and Tim getting kicked into the bottom three, in a rare case of me being right about something. Sorry, those of you who just lost a lot of money.