And now science will ruin Jurassic Park for you
Having previously ruined Batman, Spider-Man, and everything you enjoy eating or doing, science has another flight of fancy to drag down and bury with facts that prove fancies can't fly. This time it's Jurassic Park, the previously credible premise of which was that we might one day be able to resurrect dinosaurs using DNA extracted from mosquitoes preserved in amber, and then Richard Attenborough could feed his lawyers and grandchildren to them. "Well, actually," science now says, in that annoying tone of voice it has, nearly causing us to tune out completely the recent work of New Zealand researchers that has declared the half-life of DNA to be 521 years, based on studying hundreds of ancient moa bones in an attempt to ruin movies.