Articles by Andrew Paul
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aux This capitalist hell toilet doesn't actually exist yet, but only our tireless vigilance will keep it that way
By Andrew Paul December 18, 2019 | 5:44pm
aux This oral history of the infamous Folgers incest ad confirms that we, not Folgers, are the real perverts
By Andrew Paul December 17, 2019 | 9:30pm
aux This Black List script about Barron Trump hating his dad sounds great, relatable
By Andrew Paul December 17, 2019 | 4:27pm
aux Mariah Carey and Marilyn Manson, together at last
By Andrew Paul December 12, 2019 | 8:45pm
aux Well, here's what an Alexa Fleshlight would look like
By Andrew Paul December 12, 2019 | 8:14pm
aux Our invite to Stallone's hangout with Pacino, Arnold, and Guy Fieri must've gotten lost in the mail
By Andrew Paul December 10, 2019 | 5:30pm
aux Here's Boris Johnson making the grossest scene in Love, Actually somehow even worse
By Andrew Paul December 10, 2019 | 3:48pm
aux Hugh Grant posts 1995 arrest photo for the "trolls": "Now you have more time to spend with mummy"
By Andrew Paul December 5, 2019 | 10:39pm
aux Gone too far, this tattoo of Baby Yoda drinking a White Claw has
By Andrew Paul December 5, 2019 | 6:58pm
aux Fun-spoiling scientists weigh in on the biology of Baby Yoda
By Andrew Paul December 3, 2019 | 9:16pm
aux LSD, Satan, serial killers, and Joker round out John Waters' top 10 movies of 2019
By Andrew Paul December 3, 2019 | 6:42pm
aux Josh Brolin's butthole is sunburned and he's not happy about it
By Andrew Paul December 3, 2019 | 3:40pm
aux Plan to save an endangered frog in Puerto Rico involves barking at it to make it pee
By Andrew Paul November 26, 2019 | 5:54pm
aux Papa John says he ate 40 pizzas last month, promises ominous "day of reckoning"
By Andrew Paul November 26, 2019 | 4:36pm
aux Get a load of this guy
By Andrew Paul November 21, 2019 | 7:33pm
aux 22-foot baby Jesus statue looks disconcertingly like Phil Collins
By Andrew Paul November 21, 2019 | 6:48pm
aux South Dakota spent half a million dollars to proclaim: "Meth. We're on it"
By Andrew Paul November 19, 2019 | 7:15pm
aux Morning, High Hopers! It's time for Mayor Pete's mandatory minute of fun
By Andrew Paul November 19, 2019 | 4:12pm
aux Wake up, Maggie, Rod Stewart's got some toy trains for you
By Andrew Paul November 14, 2019 | 6:08pm
aux The Guardian ranked the best severed hands in film history, but we all know who tops the listBy Andrew Paul November 14, 2019 | 4:30pm
aux BarkBox is fine with you thinking its new dog toy looks like a Fleshlight
By Andrew Paul November 13, 2019 | 5:49pm
