• aux This capitalist hell toilet doesn't actually exist yet, but only our tireless vigilance will keep it that way By Andrew Paul December 18, 2019 | 5:44pm
• aux This oral history of the infamous Folgers incest ad confirms that we, not Folgers, are the real perverts By Andrew Paul December 17, 2019 | 9:30pm
• aux This Black List script about Barron Trump hating his dad sounds great, relatable By Andrew Paul December 17, 2019 | 4:27pm
• aux Mariah Carey and Marilyn Manson, together at last By Andrew Paul December 12, 2019 | 8:45pm
• aux Well, here's what an Alexa Fleshlight would look like By Andrew Paul December 12, 2019 | 8:14pm
• aux Our invite to Stallone's hangout with Pacino, Arnold, and Guy Fieri must've gotten lost in the mail By Andrew Paul December 10, 2019 | 5:30pm
• aux Here's Boris Johnson making the grossest scene in Love, Actually somehow even worse By Andrew Paul December 10, 2019 | 3:48pm
• aux Hugh Grant posts 1995 arrest photo for the "trolls": "Now you have more time to spend with mummy" By Andrew Paul December 5, 2019 | 10:39pm
• aux Gone too far, this tattoo of Baby Yoda drinking a White Claw has By Andrew Paul December 5, 2019 | 6:58pm
• aux Fun-spoiling scientists weigh in on the biology of Baby Yoda By Andrew Paul December 3, 2019 | 9:16pm
• aux LSD, Satan, serial killers, and Joker round out John Waters' top 10 movies of 2019 By Andrew Paul December 3, 2019 | 6:42pm
• aux Josh Brolin's butthole is sunburned and he's not happy about it By Andrew Paul December 3, 2019 | 3:40pm
• aux Plan to save an endangered frog in Puerto Rico involves barking at it to make it pee By Andrew Paul November 26, 2019 | 5:54pm
• aux Papa John says he ate 40 pizzas last month, promises ominous "day of reckoning" By Andrew Paul November 26, 2019 | 4:36pm
• aux Get a load of this guy By Andrew Paul November 21, 2019 | 7:33pm
• aux 22-foot baby Jesus statue looks disconcertingly like Phil Collins By Andrew Paul November 21, 2019 | 6:48pm
• aux South Dakota spent half a million dollars to proclaim: "Meth. We're on it" By Andrew Paul November 19, 2019 | 7:15pm
• aux Morning, High Hopers! It's time for Mayor Pete's mandatory minute of fun By Andrew Paul November 19, 2019 | 4:12pm
• aux Wake up, Maggie, Rod Stewart's got some toy trains for you By Andrew Paul November 14, 2019 | 6:08pm
• aux The Guardian ranked the best severed hands in film history, but we all know who tops the list By Andrew Paul November 14, 2019 | 4:30pm
• aux BarkBox is fine with you thinking its new dog toy looks like a Fleshlight By Andrew Paul November 13, 2019 | 5:49pm