Articles by Clayton Purdom
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aux The internet buckled today, transforming smart homes into hellish death machines
By Clayton Purdom February 28, 2017 | 10:37pm
music Spend an hour getting to know Future, the best and bleakest rapper alive
By Clayton Purdom February 28, 2017 | 6:07pm
aux Kellyanne Conway needs to keep her feet off the damn sofa
By Clayton Purdom February 28, 2017 | 3:09pm
aux Wu Orleans mashup turns Mardi Gras into Shaolin
By Clayton Purdom February 27, 2017 | 6:44pm
aux It’s Monday: Please enjoy this selection of terrible Garfield merchandise from eBay
By Clayton Purdom February 27, 2017 | 6:03pm
aux “Moonlight wins” is the latest in a never-ending string of upsets
By Clayton Purdom February 27, 2017 | 3:38pm
aux We went to a Four Loko party thrown by the Fat Jew and felt terrible
By Clayton Purdom February 27, 2017 | 6:00am
aux Taraji P. Henson is the GIF queen of the Oscars
By Clayton Purdom February 27, 2017 | 5:41am
aux This is the face you make when Denzel Washington shows up next to you
By Clayton Purdom February 27, 2017 | 3:45am
aux Here’s Viola Davis’ incredible acceptance speech
By Clayton Purdom February 27, 2017 | 3:01am
aux May we all endure the Oscars with the dignity of Jackie Chan
By Clayton Purdom February 27, 2017 | 2:47am
aux UPDATED: Jimmy Kimmel has already been busted for stealing an Oscars joke
By Clayton Purdom February 27, 2017 | 2:24am
aux Justin Timberlake is here to ruin your red carpet moment, Emma Stone
By Clayton Purdom February 27, 2017 | 2:17am
aux Please use this GIF of Justin Timberlake’s stink-eye responsibly
By Clayton Purdom February 27, 2017 | 1:48am
aux Jewelry for nerds, an action-figure Twitter feed, and a video game that’s worth the effort
By Matt Gerardi, Danette Chavez, Clayton Purdom February 25, 2017 | 6:00am
aux Let’s watch Marco Rubio get called out for being a chickenshit
By Clayton Purdom February 24, 2017 | 4:39pm
aux Justin Bieber didn’t piss himself—he just wet his “dick area”
By Clayton Purdom February 24, 2017 | 3:51pm
aux Understanding the dreamy genius of The Legend Of Zelda: Link’s Awakening
By Clayton Purdom February 23, 2017 | 10:30pm
aux Donald Trump, leader of the free world, will also be watching the Oscars this weekend
By Clayton Purdom February 23, 2017 | 5:26pm
aux Please enjoy some videos of Republicans getting their shit wrecked by constituents
By Clayton Purdom February 23, 2017 | 4:24pm
games Let’s badger the one person on staff who has a Nintendo Switch with our questions
By Matt Gerardi, Nick Wanserski, Clayton Purdom February 23, 2017 | 2:00pm