Articles by Clayton Purdom
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aux DJ Khaled is throwing a music festival on a cruise ship because he loves you
By Clayton Purdom March 7, 2017 | 9:18pm
aux Jesus is on Tinder now
By Clayton Purdom March 7, 2017 | 7:00pm
aux The Big Bang Theory but with Ricky Gervais as the whole laugh trackBy Clayton Purdom March 7, 2017 | 5:45pm
aux Cool dad Barack Obama got a leather jacket on vacation
By Clayton Purdom March 7, 2017 | 4:54pm
aux Improve any novel by changing its second line to “And then the murders began”
By Clayton Purdom March 6, 2017 | 7:15pm
aux Waste some time playing 22 different philosophical versions of Snake
By Clayton Purdom March 6, 2017 | 6:05pm
aux Japanese cartoon mascot goes death metal on the drums
By Clayton Purdom March 6, 2017 | 4:34pm
aux Understand your trolls better with this glossary of far-right terms
By Clayton Purdom March 6, 2017 | 4:15pm
aux A user’s guide to flat-earth conspiracy Instagram accounts
By Clayton Purdom March 3, 2017 | 8:35pm
aux Watch these naked melting freaks play some hot rock and roll music
By Clayton Purdom March 3, 2017 | 5:00pm
aux Liberals rally together to envision a shared future
By Clayton Purdom March 2, 2017 | 8:39pm
aux Just a video of 18 turkeys engaging in a strange pagan ritual around a dead cat
By Clayton Purdom March 2, 2017 | 8:01pm
aux Like all of us, Denny’s social media team cannot bear the agony of life
By Clayton Purdom March 2, 2017 | 6:43pm
aux Goddamn it, Alex Jones has taken his shirt off again
By Clayton Purdom March 2, 2017 | 5:54pm
aux Justin Bieber spent his birthday brewing up sick beats beneath a painting of himself
By Clayton Purdom March 1, 2017 | 7:35pm
aux A war has been waged over whether or not Garfield is male
By Clayton Purdom March 1, 2017 | 6:09pm
aux Phil Collins’ “In The Air Tonight” drum fill turned into a 70-minute experimental opus
By Clayton Purdom March 1, 2017 | 5:24pm
aux Donald Trump was a good boy last night
By Clayton Purdom March 1, 2017 | 4:49pm
aux This horrifyingly nimble, leaping robot is here to replace you
By Clayton Purdom March 1, 2017 | 4:10pm
music Here’s what’s coming to record stores and streaming services in March
By Laura Adamczyk, Leonardo Adrian Garcia, Clayton Purdom, Kelsey J. Waite, David Anthony, Sean O'Neal, Alex McLevy, Marah Eakin, Laura M. Browning March 1, 2017 | 6:00am
aux Now seems like a fine time to listen to Kurt Vonnegut’s sermon on nuclear annihilation
By Clayton Purdom February 28, 2017 | 10:51pm
