• aux The internet buckled today, transforming smart homes into hellish death machines By Clayton Purdom February 28, 2017 | 10:37pm
• music Spend an hour getting to know Future, the best and bleakest rapper alive By Clayton Purdom February 28, 2017 | 6:07pm
• aux Kellyanne Conway needs to keep her feet off the damn sofa By Clayton Purdom February 28, 2017 | 3:09pm
• aux Wu Orleans mashup turns Mardi Gras into Shaolin By Clayton Purdom February 27, 2017 | 6:44pm
• aux It’s Monday: Please enjoy this selection of terrible Garfield merchandise from eBay By Clayton Purdom February 27, 2017 | 6:03pm
• aux “Moonlight wins” is the latest in a never-ending string of upsets By Clayton Purdom February 27, 2017 | 3:38pm
• aux We went to a Four Loko party thrown by the Fat Jew and felt terrible By Clayton Purdom February 27, 2017 | 6:00am
• aux Taraji P. Henson is the GIF queen of the Oscars By Clayton Purdom February 27, 2017 | 5:41am
• aux This is the face you make when Denzel Washington shows up next to you By Clayton Purdom February 27, 2017 | 3:45am
• aux Here’s Viola Davis’ incredible acceptance speech By Clayton Purdom February 27, 2017 | 3:01am
• aux May we all endure the Oscars with the dignity of Jackie Chan By Clayton Purdom February 27, 2017 | 2:47am
• aux UPDATED: Jimmy Kimmel has already been busted for stealing an Oscars joke By Clayton Purdom February 27, 2017 | 2:24am
• aux Justin Timberlake is here to ruin your red carpet moment, Emma Stone By Clayton Purdom February 27, 2017 | 2:17am
• aux Please use this GIF of Justin Timberlake’s stink-eye responsibly By Clayton Purdom February 27, 2017 | 1:48am
• aux Jewelry for nerds, an action-figure Twitter feed, and a video game that’s worth the effort By Matt Gerardi, Danette Chavez, Clayton Purdom February 25, 2017 | 6:00am
• aux Let’s watch Marco Rubio get called out for being a chickenshit By Clayton Purdom February 24, 2017 | 4:39pm
• aux Justin Bieber didn’t piss himself—he just wet his “dick area” By Clayton Purdom February 24, 2017 | 3:51pm
• aux Understanding the dreamy genius of The Legend Of Zelda: Link’s Awakening By Clayton Purdom February 23, 2017 | 10:30pm
• aux Donald Trump, leader of the free world, will also be watching the Oscars this weekend By Clayton Purdom February 23, 2017 | 5:26pm
• aux Please enjoy some videos of Republicans getting their shit wrecked by constituents By Clayton Purdom February 23, 2017 | 4:24pm
• games Let’s badger the one person on staff who has a Nintendo Switch with our questions By Matt Gerardi, Nick Wanserski, Clayton Purdom February 23, 2017 | 2:00pm