• aux Finally, an Instagram account dedicated entirely to the art of "gripping food with force" By Reid McCarter October 14, 2020 | 2:49pm
• aux Man tells colleague he won Nobel Prize at 2 A.M. instead of waiting for morning like a normal person By Reid McCarter October 13, 2020 | 3:46pm
• aux Make new nightmares with recently resurfaced 1999 horror game Garage: Bad Dream Adventure By Reid McCarter October 13, 2020 | 2:54pm
• aux Trump's weird Regeneron video gets the parodies it deserves By Reid McCarter October 9, 2020 | 5:34pm
• aux John Goodman takes on most challenging role yet: A talking fingertip in an online casino ad By Reid McCarter October 9, 2020 | 2:21pm
• aux Come, give the malfunctioning dental school robot a kiss By Reid McCarter October 8, 2020 | 6:08pm
• aux Podcast Calculator determines how much "dead time" you could be filling with sweet, sweet podcasts By Reid McCarter October 8, 2020 | 4:00pm
• aux Animal Crossing's KK Slider has started a Sufjan Stevens cover band By Reid McCarter October 8, 2020 | 2:50pm
• aux Watch Paul Shaffer have the time of his life rocking out with Eddie Van Halen on Letterman By Reid McCarter October 7, 2020 | 3:40pm
• aux Let Duke Nukem welcome you into the wild world of Daily Dunkaccino videos By Reid McCarter October 7, 2020 | 2:38pm
• aux Trump is "feeling really good," as are the rest of these doomed fictional characters By Reid McCarter October 6, 2020 | 3:30pm
• aux Apparently, Trump is an alien hybrid and his COVID diagnosis was all part of a nefarious alien hybrid plan By Reid McCarter October 6, 2020 | 2:41pm
• aux Adam Sandler does his best Attenborough for video of Kevin James running around in a bear suit By Reid McCarter October 5, 2020 | 6:26pm
• aux Commemorative coin "informed by superhero graphic art" betting big on Trump's recovery By Reid McCarter October 5, 2020 | 3:16pm
• aux Sing along to an AI-composed opera about the death of humanity and the coming robot utopia By Reid McCarter October 5, 2020 | 1:43pm
• aux Noted Christmas enthusiast Melania Trump on holiday decorating: "Who gives a fuck about Christmas stuff?" By Reid McCarter October 2, 2020 | 3:44pm
• aux Nathan Apodaca’s viral cranberry-juice-and-longboard Tik Tok boosts sales of Fleetwood Mac’s “Dreams” by 374% By Reid McCarter October 2, 2020 | 2:54pm
• aux So, hey: A Mighty Ducks actor turned Epstein-associating crypto billionaire wants to be president By Reid McCarter October 1, 2020 | 3:50pm
• aux Please enjoy a man's endless quest to guess paint colors during the mixing process By Reid McCarter October 1, 2020 | 2:45pm
• aux Let’s take another look at the enduring mystery of Ken Kesey’s LSD monkeys By Reid McCarter September 30, 2020 | 3:36pm
• aux Big actor Timothée Chalamet had very tiny cameo in Luca Guadagnino's HBO show By Reid McCarter September 30, 2020 | 2:16pm