• aux Megan Mullally will return to Parks And Recreation, as she and Nick Offerman have not yet been poisoned by love's decay By Sean O'Neal October 9, 2012 | 10:04pm
• aux RZA directing film about a hitman teamed with a happy little blue horse, proving you are insanely high right now By Sean O'Neal October 9, 2012 | 9:27pm
• aux The Office's Angela Kinsey finds refuge at Fox with Rachael Harris By Sean O'Neal October 9, 2012 | 8:26pm
• aux Dolph Lundgren to star in syndicated series about lifeguards, giving you the chance to try the '90s all over again By Sean O'Neal October 9, 2012 | 7:39pm
• aux Louie isn't coming back until 2014  By Sean O'Neal October 9, 2012 | 6:52pm
• aux Charles Schulz's Peanuts will finally get the most technologically advanced movie the future can afford By Sean O'Neal October 9, 2012 | 6:20pm
• aux Here are even more details about Community's fourth season that you can read about instead of actually watching, because that's just as good By Sean O'Neal October 9, 2012 | 5:42pm
• aux Carnivàle creator is running NBC's Dracula now, forcing us to pay attention to it  By Sean O'Neal October 9, 2012 | 4:06pm
• aux The Canyons By Sean O'Neal October 9, 2012 | 3:23pm
• aux And now a photo of Aaron Paul watching Radiohead with Pierce Brosnan, presented without further explanation By Sean O'Neal October 8, 2012 | 10:48pm
• aux CBS adapting Bad Teacher as TV show based on the network definition of "bad" By Sean O'Neal October 8, 2012 | 10:23pm
• aux Great Expectations will also be a TV show with the help of Reese Witherspoon By Sean O'Neal October 8, 2012 | 9:41pm
• aux Dabney Coleman's real-life cancer affected Boardwalk Empire (also, Dabney Coleman had cancer) By Sean O'Neal October 8, 2012 | 8:54pm
• aux Fifty Shades Of Grey now has a writer, because better late than never By Sean O'Neal October 8, 2012 | 8:23pm
• aux Fox picks up more of The Mindy Project and Ben And Kate By Sean O'Neal October 8, 2012 | 6:31pm
• aux The death of love pulls Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman into its pitiless void By Sean O'Neal October 8, 2012 | 6:09pm
• aux Lena Dunham's advice now officially worth $3.7 million By Sean O'Neal October 8, 2012 | 5:37pm
• aux Michael Fassbender has maybe joined, will probably get cut from Terrence Malick's film  By Sean O'Neal October 8, 2012 | 4:56pm
• aux New reality shows include Bear Grylls forcing people to drink their pee, celebrity diving, and other dystopian scenarios By Sean O'Neal October 8, 2012 | 4:29pm
• aux Good morning; here is Lady Gaga vomiting on stage as a brilliant subversion of the "vomiting pop star" trend By Sean O'Neal October 8, 2012 | 3:39pm
• aux Weekend Box Office: Families just can't get enough of Liam Neeson losing his family By Sean O'Neal October 8, 2012 | 3:03pm