Bran is watching, and everyone feels seen

Photo: Helen Sloane
Bran, the near-comatose, ever-creepy Three-Eyed Raven, did little more than ominously doomsay in Game Of Thrones’ season eight premiere, dead-assing his reunion with Jon Snow before retreating to a little corner of the Winterfell courtyard that we’re sure everyone gave an extra-wide berth.
His presence was nevertheless felt, and not just because nobody seemed all that concerned about the motherfucking ice dragon he said was on the way. Hey, it’s easy to overlook such things when you know this little monster has graduated from stoned musings to piercing the veil of your soul, and it’s safe to say everybody, including the viewers, felt seen.