The promise of last week's cliffhanger was nearly delivered on during this week's episode of Dr. Drew's House Of Self-Absorbed Former And Current Drug Addicts. New evidence brought home what most of you already knew: Daniel Baldwin is truly the ickiest of all the Baldwins, even though he's not as squinty as Stephen. He's out of the house, but his presence during rehab's trying first seven days was apparently more destructive than we knew. He took advantage of poor Mary Carey–physical age 27, mental age 6–by asking her to text him sexy pictures. (There was some hint that he sent her pictures of his dong, but that was never made entirely clear, sadly.)
Anyway, even better than that, it turns out that he was running game on Jaimee Foxworth, too, offering to fly her out to New York while his pregnant wife was out of town. Yeah, they're porn stars, Daniel, but they've got some standards. (They'd fuck Alec.) In group, it's pointed out that Mary tended to dress more provocatively after Daniel had been hitting on her, thereby setting back her journey away from porno. This led to another incredible Mary Carey/Ralph Wiggum line: "I didn't even realize I did that on purpose!" (Read that twice, and then dig this response from Dr. Drew: "You didn't.")
Brigitte–who it should always be noted before taking seriously had sex with Flavor Flav–was livid about Daniel's indiscretions, but anybody without a serious amount of juice or pills on the brain should have known that he was a complete sleaze the whole time. Seriously, look at his hair and listen to his voice. To paraphrase Eddie Murphy, "When Daniel Baldwin come over to my house, the fish stop swimming."
Ricco, who is now the biggest Massengil stockholder now that Daniel has left, proved himself awesomely two-faced. When Daniel called for news, Ricco told him that the house had turned on him, summing it with this Shakespearean stunner: "It's bad, bro." (Ricco also pluralized the word "text" by saying "textezes" or something, which was pretty sweet, I will admit.)