Chip, Dale, your whole damn childhood apparently coming to the DuckTales reboot

Real quick, let’s get this out of the way up top: How the fuck did the universe conspire to somehow get us to write not just one, but two separate Newswire stories about Chip ‘N’ Dale’s Rescue Rangers in the summer of 20-goddamn-19? Are we trapped in the swing of some sort of irresistible nostalgia pendulum? Is reality recurring? Have the rodents somehow expanded their time looping powers, and now we’re living like more sedentary, more cartoon-obsessed versions of Bill Murray in Chipmunk’s Day? (Honestly, it’s probably that first one.) All of which is an admittedly somewhat histrionic way of noting that—just a few short, fleeting months after news broke that The Lonely Island’s Akiva Schaffer was directing a “meta” Chip ‘N’ Dale movie for Disney—the duo has now been added to the entertainment mega-giant’s immensely popular DuckTales reboot.