Conspiracy-theory zealot Alex Jones now looks as stupid as he sounds

Authentic, made-in-America crazy person Alex Jones—previously predicted to go supernova sometime during his 52-hour election-day livestream—did not in fact go supernova. Sadly, little has changed: Alex Jones just keeps on keeping on. In the past week or so, he has been linked to the “pizzagate” gunman and debuted a new weight loss plan called, chillingly, “Make Your Body Great Again.” If the weight-loss link seems weird, it’s because in addition to being a crazy, dangerous human being, Alex Jones is a snake-oil salesman: His online store sells vials of tincture called “Super Male Vitality” ($69.95) and “Vitamin Mineral Fusion” ($59.95), as well as stacker bins full of food ($2,195.00) for when the theoretical shit he keeps talking about hits the fan.