Don’t text at the movies, or Richard Linklater will stab you in the brain
Austin-based theater chain Alamo Drafthouse Cinema has a notoriously strict prohibition on talking or texting during movies, removing without mercy any patron who violates the rule. In the past, they've gotten visiting celebrities like James Franco and Jason Schwartzman to record hyperbolic PSAs detailing the terrible fates of those who violate the sanctity of the sacred space. The theater recently posted one from director Richard Linklater, who proposes a simple, one-time solution to the texting problem: Murder.