Fireproof ignites box-office inferno

Among the many useless email blasts we get every week, there's always one from Harry Medved at Fandango noting the movie ticketing site's sales in advance of the coming weekend. It's supposed to serve as a barometer for what movies people are excited about seeing—so excited, in fact, that they're worried about securing a seat—but the figures can be pretty deceptive. That's certainly the case with today's email from Medved, which reveals that a shocking 34% of Fandango sales are for Fireproof, the new Christian-themed marital drama starring Kirk Cameron as a fireman whose marriage is theatening to go up in flames. (Brace yourself for more cheesy fire-related metaphors. We can't help ourselves. We're weak.) Compare that to the next most popular film opening on Friday: Eagle Eye, which only accounts for 4% of Fandango sales.