Further Adventures In Press Releases
Not that it matters to anyone except Stella, but Paul McCartney and Heather Mills McCartney are separating.
From my inbox:
Having tried exceptionally hard to make our relationship work given the daily pressures surrounding us, it is with sadness that we have decided to go our separate ways. Our parting is amicable and both of us still care about each other very much but have found it increasingly difficult to maintain a normal relationship with constant intrusion into our private lives, and we have actively tried to protect the privacy of our child.
Translation: Clearly, it's the media's fault that Paul and Heather's marriage fell apart. I mean, when Paul was married to Linda for decades, the media barely noticed. And, dammit, Paul and Heather have a baby!