As we reported a couple weeks back, hip-hop luminary Ghostface Killah went on a Twitter spree in mid-November offering top-flight fashion advice for his 89,000 followers. A commenter pointed out the material had appeared elsewhere last year, but it apparently dates all the way back to Ghost's 2007 book and a post on AllHipHop called "The World According to Pretty Toney audio book exert [sic]." Never mind the origins, because Ghostface's advice is eternal. On Sunday, he went on another tweet spree, this time addressing proper showering protocol and making a surprising soap recommendation.
Y'all niggaz that be fuckin with that bird bath shit thinkin y'all clean, like you just gonna go in the bathroom & wash your nuts your face
12:05 PM Nov 21st via webThats not cleaning yourself. I don't give a fuck how much soap you put on your little bird ass chest nigga. It ain't working my nigga.
12:06 PM Nov 21st via webNah mean, get your ass in the shower son. Get between your toes nigga. Wipe your ass nigga.
12:07 PM Nov 21st via webAnd when you get in the shower for niggas that don't know how to take showers, wash your fuckin face first man. THEN wash your nuts.
12:09 PM Nov 21st via webDon't wash your nuts and then wash your face. You feel me! You goin' backwards. A lot of y'all niggas ain't know that shit! Nah mean.
12:10 PM Nov 21st via webAnd scrub hard! Scrub your balls hard nigga, scrub your little dirt off your ankles that when you was a lil kid u couldn't get em off & shit
12:11 PM Nov 21st via webShit kept sticking there even tho how hard you tried haha. For y'all niggas that got that shit, y'all niggas ain't clean man. Word up man!
12:12 PM Nov 21st via webAnd have a bitch getcha back. Cuz your back is dirty son! The back of your ass and the back of your back. Scrub that shit nigga.
12:14 PM Nov 21st via webClean your ass with the best soap. The best soap from the heavens above nigga. That's Dove!
12:15 PM Nov 21st via web
That last one sounds a little like Smoove B wrote it, no? The question now: When will Dove realize the potential here and hire Ghostface as a spokesman?