Give in to the inevitable and watch a Lego mashup of this year’s Super Bowl commercials
You know it to be true: We all, every one of us, are now little more than a massive horde of locusts, descending on each new morsel of pop culture and gorging on it until it’s completely picked clean. “Play different audio over that trailer!” the hive mind commands. “Slow that song down 500 percent until it becomes a funereal dirge! Add that shot to a supercut!” And then we all move on. Culture has become a great ouroboros, quickly running out of tail to devour.