Great, now Sean Spicer’s ruining Toy Story

Former Trump press secretary Sean Spicer remains notorious for, as The New Yorker puts it, his “six months of routinely lying from the White House lectern,” which helped shape the president’s particular brand of “alternative facts.” As such, the news that he’d be joining the cast in this season of Dancing With The Stars season wasn’t horribly well-received—DWTS host Tom Bergeron, for example, hoped that the show would offer “a joyful respite from our exhausting political climate.” No such luck. And somehow, Spicer has remained on the show all the way through to last night’s episode five, the annual “Disney Night,” in which he proceeded to destroy beloved childhood memories of Toy Story’s Woody for us all. Can Tom Hanks sue fo character desecration?
Dancing With The Stars dance numbers usually have a high degree of difficulty to wow the viewers at home. Spicer’s clumsy quickstep with pro dancer Lindsay Arnold was at the lowest possible end of that scale; it looked like something your grandparents could pull off at after a few weeks of practice at the rec center.