Luckily, the newly announced stars of Teenage Sex And Death At Camp Miasma are more than capable of honoring that killer title. Hacks‘ Hannah Einbinder will lead the charge, along with Gillian Anderson, who already played a teenage sex counselor once in Sex Education. This film will probably air a little bit closer to her time in The X-Files, however. “I make movies I wish existed when I was a kid,” Schoenbrun said in a statement, per The Hollywood Reporter. “Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma is my best attempt at the ‘sleepover classic’: an insane yet cozy midnight odyssey that beckons to unsuspecting viewers from the horror section at the local video store.”
“I couldn’t be more excited to be heading to sleepaway camp this summer with the mad comic genius Hannah Einbinder, the legendary Gillian Anderson, and the daring folks at Mubi and Plan B, who by greenlighting this movie have summoned a plague-like flood of blood, guts, and various other fluids to rain down on us all,” they continued.
Plan B is set to produce, with Mubi—a company fully inured with blood, guts, and various other fluids after the massive success of The Substance last year—handling distribution. The film is set to begin production this summer. If Schoenbrun really wants to give the people what they want, the team should challenge Jason Voorhees (and his upcoming prequel Crystal Lake) to a good old fashioned color war, even if the only color in play is blood red.
