It’s UnREAL how much we’ve missed summer TV
Here’s what’s up in the world of TV for Monday, June 6. All times are Eastern.
Top picks
Devious Maids (Lifetime, 9 p.m.): Look at all of these maids. They’re so devious. Is what we would say, if we weren’t hyped for the fourth-season premiere of Devious Maids (a show where it’s really not the maids who are devious—they’re more inquisitive than anything else). There’s even a catch-up special five minutes before the premiere, though we’re more intrigued that the show thinks it can catch people up in five minutes. It’s kind of a bonkers show. Gwen Ihnat will try to keep up long enough to make sense of the fourth season’s first episode.
Angie Tribeca (TBS, 9/9:30 p.m.): You know what’s better than a farcical TBS cop comedy? LaToya Ferguson being tasked with making sense of a farcical TBS cop comedy on a weekly basis. (She’s honestly lucky this season is more serialized than the first. Well, as serialized as nonsense can be.) Yes, regular TV Club coverage of Angie Tribeca begins with season two and its two-episode premiere. First up, “Fleas Don’t Kill Me”:
A man is found dead in a dog park, but a finally healthy Lieutenant Atkins doesn’t think Tribeca’s ready to take the case. Why? Because Tribeca hates dogs. And also she’s just woken up from a year-long coma.
Then, it’s “Miso Dead”:
Tensions flare between Tribeca and Scholls after the skull of a missing sushi chef is fished out of the ocean. Why? Because they’re in a love triangle with Geils. It actually has very little to do with the case.
UnREAL (Lifetime, 10 p.m.): Business—that’s what we’re calling summer television right now—is about to pick the fuck up. UnREAL is finally back for its second season, and we know it will eventually be back for its third season. Thank you, Lifetime. Anyway, UnREAL is back with “War,” an episode title that probably barely scratches the surface of what we (and Gwen Ihnat) should expect. “Quinn and Rachel strive to make some changes to the Everlasting format, but Chet shows up after disappearing, intent on ruining it.” Ooh, is the change the black Bachelor?!? Yeah, there’s a black Bachelor this season, you guys! Which automatically makes UnREAL more progressive than the actual Bachelor (or Bachelorette)… Not that that comparison was news to anyone from the moment the first season of UnREAL began.
Premieres and finales
NHL Stanley Cup Finals, Game 4 (NBC, 8 p.m.): Let’s go, Penguins! Let’s go, Sharks!