Ivanka Trump has nothing on the country’s most interesting first daughter

By Mike Vago | February 4, 2018 | 4:00pm

Aux Features Wiki Wormhole

This week’s entry: Alice Roosevelt

What it’s about: We can debate whether Jackie or Michelle was a more glamorous first lady, but it’s unlikely we’ll find a more captivating first daughter than Alice Roosevelt. Teddy’s only daughter from his first marriage entered the spotlight at age 17, when the assassination of William McKinley unexpectedly made her father president. The younger Roosevelt instantly became a fashion icon, gossip magnet, and polarizing figure for her outspokenness in an era when young women were expected to be demure. And her wild life continued long after she left the White House.

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Biggest controversy: There were many. Alice was a partier, a gambler, a smoker, and an all-around rule-breaker. Her father once said, “I can either run the country or I can attend to Alice, but I cannot possibly do both.” An overseas trip in 1905 turned scandalous. She co-led a diplomatic mission to four Pacific Rim countries and the recently acquired territory of Hawaii as an equal to then-Secretary Of War William Howard Taft. (No first daughter would be given that much authority until first daughter/real first lady/shadow president Ivanka Trump 112 years later.) While at sea, Alice jumped into the ship’s pool with her clothes on, inviting Congressman Nicholas Longworth to join her. (They latter married.) She later told Robert Kennedy she only would have considered it scandalous if she had taken off her clothes first.

Strangest fact: The Roosevelts weren’t out of the White House long before Alice was banned from returning to the residence. Just before her father’s term expired, she buried a voodoo doll of incoming first lady Nellie Taft in the White House lawn. The Taft administration banned her from the grounds (whether for this or some other infraction isn’t made clear on Wikipedia). The Wilson administration did the same in 1916 for “a bawdy joke at Wilson’s expense.” Alice retaliated by campaigning against the League Of Nations, President Wilson’s pet project.

Thing we were happiest to learn: Roosevelt was bipartisan—though this probably had less to do with political goodwill and more with her unwillingness to hold back on attacking someone she disliked. She endorsed Herbert Hoover against her distant cousin Franklin (both Alice and her father were more closely related to Eleanor Roosevelt than Franklin, who was also his wife’s distant cousin), but when Wendell Willkie ran against FDR in 1936, Alice suggested Willkie’s grassroots support came from “the grass roots of 10,000 country clubs.” When FDR broke precedent and ran yet again, she announced she’d “rather vote for Hitler than vote for Franklin for a third term.” But in Roosevelt’s fourth run for the White House, she described his opponent, Thomas Dewey (of “Dewey Defeats Truman” fame), as “the bridegroom on the wedding cake.”

While she didn’t vote for John F. Kennedy, she grew to admire “how amusing and attractive Democrats could be,” and struck up a friendship with his brother Robert. She voted for LBJ because she found his opponent Barry Goldwater too mean, but also became friends with Richard Nixon, and was invited to his first formal White House dinner (her ban from the premises had long since been lifted).

Thing we were unhappiest to learn: Although she delighted in being part of the first family, Alice rarely had a happy family life. Her mother, Alice Hathaway Lee Roosevelt, died of kidney failure just two days after giving birth. Her grandmother, Martha Stewart Bulloch, died that same day. The grieving Teddy Roosevelt rarely talked about his first wife and called his daughter “Baby Lee,” (her middle name) so as not to have to speak his late wife’s name. Teddy went to North Dakota for two years, leaving Alice in the care of his sister Anna (nicknamed “Bamie” or “Bye”). Teddy sent frequent letters and did seem to have concern for his daughter while away. But Bamie was the foremost influence in Alice’s early childhood, and she later said, “If Auntie Bye had been a man, she would have been president.”

Teddy didn’t resume custody of his daughter until he remarried, to Edith Kermit Carow, when Alice was 2 years old. Alice’s relationship with her stepmother was often tense, and Carow “regarded her predecessor [Alice’s mother] as a beautiful, but insipid, childlike fool,” who would have bored her husband to death had she not died first. The stepmother-stepdaughter relationship eventually warmed, and as an adult, Alice acknowledged that Carow “coped with [raising a stepdaughter] with a fairness and charm and intelligence which she has to a greater degree than almost anyone else I know.”

Alice married a congressman from Ohio and eventual Speaker Of The House Nicholas Longworth after falling for him on that overseas trip. Longworth had a reputation as a womanizer, and had perhaps met an equal in Alice, as she had numerous affairs during their marriage. Their relationship soured in 1912, when she supported her father’s third-party run for president, and he supported his political mentor, incumbent President Taft. She even campaigned for her father’s ticket in Longworth’s own district, and when he lost by just 105 votes, she joked that she had cost him the election.

Longworth no doubt found that less than funny. Their marriage suffered, and Alice started seeing other men on the side. She had a long-running affair with Republican Senator William Borah, who’s believed to be the father of her only child, Paulina. It seems to have been an open secret at the time, as Alice originally wanted to name her daughter Deborah (i.e., “de Borah”).

Alice’s daughter’s life was tragic; she married and had a daughter, but her husband died of hepatitis five years later, and she herself died of an overdose of sleeping pills a few years after that. Alice raised her orphaned granddaughter, Joanna, and the two “were very close.” Alice survived breast cancer twice, and lived to the ripe old age of 96. Her last public appearance was at the U.S. Bicentennial, 75 years after she moved into the White House.

Best link to elsewhere on Wikipedia: In her first public appearance as first daughter, Alice stunned Washington crowds with a pale blue gown that made her an instant trendsetter. The gown’s color was forever after known as Alice Blue, a color that the Navy still uses in the trim of any ship named after Teddy Roosevelt, and was one of the colors in the world wide web’s original color set.

Further down the Wormhole: One of Theodore Roosevelt’s many lasting legacies was building a canal across Panama, which he convinced Congress to pursue over an alternate site in Nicaragua. Cuisine on that country’s Caribbean coast often features coconut, which grows virtually anywhere in the world that’s tropical and close to the water. Besides being a source of food, water, and oil, the fruit of the coconut palm also kills roughly 30 times more people than sharks. We’ll look at one of the less dignified ways to die—death by coconut—next week.