- aux Amanda Bynes contracts Drake to assassinate her vagina By Sean O'Neal March 22, 2013 | 3:41pm
 - aux And now Seth Meyers may be rolled in to plug the Jimmy Fallon-shaped hole on Late Night By Sean O'Neal March 22, 2013 | 3:10pm
 - aux Photographic evidence from Large Hadron Collider confirms existence of Morgan Freeman By Erik Adams March 22, 2013 | 3:00pm
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 tv Babylon 5: “The Geometry Of Shadows”/“A Distant Star” By Rowan Kaiser March 22, 2013 | 3:00pm
         - aux A Spring Breakers parody video offers debauched Disney princesses By Scott Tobias March 22, 2013 | 2:01pm
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 tv Glee: “Guilty Pleasures” By Brandon Nowalk March 22, 2013 | 8:45am
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 tv Project Runway: “He Said, She Said” By Sonia Saraiya March 22, 2013 | 5:30am
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 music Low plays "Clarence White" live at Saki By Josh Modell March 22, 2013 | 5:00am
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 music Low plays "Last Snowstorm Of The Year" live at Saki By Josh Modell March 22, 2013 | 5:00am
         - aux Douglas Rushkoff on Khaleesi Lady Gaga and why Sopranos’ end works but Lost’s doesn’t By AV Club Staff March 22, 2013 | 5:00am
 - tv Your Tiger Beat pullout posters are relevant again, because Jonathan Taylor Thomas is on Last Man Standing By Emily St. James March 22, 2013 | 5:00am
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 film “Shitty miracles” By Nathan Rabin, Kyle Ryan, Noah Cruickshank, Josh Modell, Scott Tobias, Phil Dyess-Nugent, Sonia Saraiya, Tasha Robinson March 22, 2013 | 5:00am
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 aux John Malkovich’s directorial debut presents terrorism without apparent goal By Sam Adams March 22, 2013 | 5:00am
         - aux Dick Van Dyke continues WTF’s “comedy legends” streak and Dane Cook makes it weird By Genevieve Koski, Aaron Frank, Nathan Rabin, Dan Telfer, Kevin McFarland, Kyle Ryan, Noah Cruickshank, Trip Cook, Maggie Serota, Steven Moore, Scott Tobias, Dan Fitchette, David Anthony, Austin Bernhardt, Oliver Sava, Christian Williams, Scott Gordon, Colin Griffith, Matt Kodner, Claire Zulkey, D.X. Ferris March 22, 2013 | 5:00am
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 tv Scandal: “Top Of The Hour” By Ryan McGee March 22, 2013 | 4:08am
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 tv Archer: “Un Chien Tangerine” By Emily St. James March 22, 2013 | 2:30am
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 tv The Vampire Diaries: “Because the Night” By Carrie Raisler March 22, 2013 | 2:07am
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 tv Community: “Economics of Marine Biology” By Emily St. James March 22, 2013 | 1:00am
         - aux A crazy-early Smiths rehearsal tape just emerged By Josh Modell March 21, 2013 | 11:00pm
 - aux And now the Quentin Tarantino filmography has been reimagined as Penguin books By Josh Modell March 21, 2013 | 10:30pm
 - aux George R.R. Martin says he's considering a Game Of Thrones prequel TV series By Scott Tobias March 21, 2013 | 9:54pm
 - aux Steven Tyler probably isn't going to get that Hawaiian Privacy Law he wanted after all By Marah Eakin March 21, 2013 | 9:40pm
 - aux HBO starting to think letting people without cable have access to HBO GO might be a good idea By Sean O'Neal March 21, 2013 | 9:36pm
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 aux Watch a teenage hand fart master cover Mumfart—er, Mumford And Sons By Marah Eakin March 21, 2013 | 8:30pm
         - aux Eagles drag their old, rich selves out of their respective homes to tour, get even richer By Marah Eakin March 21, 2013 | 8:06pm
 - aux Antoine Fuqua may reunite with Denzel Washington to just make The Equalizer already By Sean O'Neal March 21, 2013 | 7:43pm
 - aux Watch Tina Fey adorably resurrect her Sarah Palin impersonation on Inside The Actors Studio By Nathan Rabin March 21, 2013 | 7:40pm
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 aux Watch The Avett Brothers pay tribute to the late Jason Molina, whose entire catalog is streaming online By Marah Eakin March 21, 2013 | 7:25pm
         - aux Read This: Spin goes looking for answers about Michelle Shocked debacle, ends up with more questions By Erik Adams March 21, 2013 | 7:12pm
 - aux Listen to "Turn Around," a new track from The Postal Service By Marah Eakin March 21, 2013 | 7:05pm
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 aux Watch The Thermals get muddy, bloody, and physical in a new video By Marah Eakin March 21, 2013 | 6:45pm
         - aux Low Winter Sun By Sean O'Neal March 21, 2013 | 6:30pm
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 music Sia covers The Kinks, wallows in despair By Andrea Battleground March 21, 2013 | 6:30pm
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 aux People Still Buy Music: A whole lot of people are ponying up for Justin Timberlake's new record By Marah Eakin March 21, 2013 | 6:00pm
         - aux Prince whispers news of a 28-show West Coast tour By Marah Eakin March 21, 2013 | 5:30pm
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 aux Watch the lengths comedian Shaun Broyls will go to get a TV show By Nathan Rabin March 21, 2013 | 5:15pm
         - aux Kristen Wiig and Will Ferrell reteaming to satisfy America's growing demand for mental illness comedies By Sean O'Neal March 21, 2013 | 5:10pm
 - film Harmony Korine on dynamiting the zeitgeist with the druggy Spring Breakers By Sam Adams March 21, 2013 | 5:00pm
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 tv Gilmore Girls: “Cinnamon's Wake”/“Rory's Birthday Parties” By David Sims March 21, 2013 | 5:00pm
         - aux Kiefer Sutherland will strike terror into Pompeii for a little bit until a volcano kills everyone By Sean O'Neal March 21, 2013 | 4:30pm
 - aux The National announces its sixth full-length, Trouble Will Find Me By Marah Eakin March 21, 2013 | 4:15pm
 - aux Your favorite movies were meant to be animated GIFs By Matt Kodner March 21, 2013 | 4:05pm
 - aux Will Smith is still planning on remaking Colossus: The Forbin Project, in case you were wondering By Sean O'Neal March 21, 2013 | 3:48pm
 - aux And now New Zealand is also mad at Ben Affleck over Argo By Sean O'Neal March 21, 2013 | 3:10pm
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 tv Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: “Broken Link” By Zack Handlen March 21, 2013 | 3:00pm
         - aux Sounds like Jimmy Fallon has finally heard all of these Tonight Show rumors, too By Erik Adams March 21, 2013 | 2:50pm
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 tv Psych: “No Country For Two Old Men” By Kevin McFarland March 21, 2013 | 10:30am
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 tv Southland: “Bleed Out” By Kevin McFarland March 21, 2013 | 8:55am
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 tv Suburgatory: “Eat, Pray, Eat” By Brandon Nowalk March 21, 2013 | 6:40am
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 tv Arrow: “The Huntress Returns” By Alasdair Wilkins March 21, 2013 | 5:25am
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 film Admission By Nathan Rabin March 21, 2013 | 5:08am
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 film Everybody Has A Plan By Mike D'Angelo March 21, 2013 | 5:07am
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 film The Croods By Scott Tobias March 21, 2013 | 5:06am
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 film Eden By Scott Tobias March 21, 2013 | 5:05am
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 film Gimme The Loot By Noel Murray March 21, 2013 | 5:04am
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 film Hunky Dory By Noel Murray March 21, 2013 | 5:03am
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 film My Brother The Devil By Mike D'Angelo March 21, 2013 | 5:02am
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 film The Sapphires By Nathan Rabin March 21, 2013 | 5:01am
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 film Olympus Has Fallen By Scott Tobias March 21, 2013 | 5:00am
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 film Silver Circle By Sam Adams March 21, 2013 | 5:00am
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 music Balmorhea covers "So I Can Take My Rest" by Robert Earl Keen By Josh Modell March 21, 2013 | 5:00am
         - film My Own Private Idaho is a personal statement and a River Phoenix memorial By Scott Tobias March 21, 2013 | 5:00am
 - tv The Vampire Diaries bites into the Big Apple By Erik Adams March 21, 2013 | 5:00am
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 film Four Lions finds the lighter side of terrorism, while avoiding cheap shots By Tasha Robinson March 21, 2013 | 5:00am
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 film A beginner’s guide to comedy legend Harold Ramis By Nathan Rabin March 21, 2013 | 5:00am
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 tv Supernatural: “Goodbye Stranger” By Phil Dyess-Nugent March 21, 2013 | 4:15am
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 tv The Americans: “Mutually Assured Destruction” By Genevieve Koski, Emily St. James March 21, 2013 | 3:00am
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 tv Workaholics: “The Future Is Gnar” By Kevin McFarland March 21, 2013 | 2:30am
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 tv Survivor: “Operation Thunder Dome” By Carrie Raisler March 21, 2013 | 2:21am
         - aux Bart Simpson stood trial before Mr. Burns in a British court, hoping not to prove he was innocent of not being guilty By Sean O'Neal March 20, 2013 | 10:56pm
 - aux Christina Applegate may be joining that new National Lampoon's Vacation movie By Sean O'Neal March 20, 2013 | 10:01pm
 - aux Yeah, Jimmy Fallon is pretty much a done deal to take over The Tonight Show By Sean O'Neal March 20, 2013 | 9:12pm
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 aux Watch Peter Dinklage get supercut and dubstepped By Matt Kodner March 20, 2013 | 9:10pm
         - aux UPDATED: Michelle Shocked apologizes, sort of, for her anti-gay rant By Marah Eakin March 20, 2013 | 8:50pm
 - aux Fox miniseries to retell the epic tales of Shogun and the O.J. Simpson trial By Sean O'Neal March 20, 2013 | 8:43pm
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 aux A classic Calvin And Hobbes strip gets fully animated By Matt Kodner March 20, 2013 | 8:20pm
         - aux LL Cool J, Public Enemy, Ice Cube, De La Soul, and DJ Z-Trip announce package tour By Marah Eakin March 20, 2013 | 7:45pm
 - aux Jay Leno is very, very gently rebelling against NBC By Sean O'Neal March 20, 2013 | 7:39pm
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 music Bright days of futures past with The Flaming Lips By Erik Adams March 20, 2013 | 6:30pm
         - aux Stephin Merritt's Future Bible Heroes announce a new record, their first in 11 years By Marah Eakin March 20, 2013 | 6:00pm
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 aux R.I.P. Harry Reems, legendary porn star of Deep Throat By Will Harris March 20, 2013 | 5:51pm
         - aux Natalie Portman's new Western movie sure sounds like a huge mess By Sean O'Neal March 20, 2013 | 5:25pm
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 aux Watch D'Angelo and Questlove play Prince and Parliament covers at last year's Bonnaroo Festival By Marah Eakin March 20, 2013 | 5:05pm
         - aux Nearly half of the stuff on your DVR never gets watched, according to study on how you should watch more TV By Sean O'Neal March 20, 2013 | 5:01pm
 - aux Rock writer Michael Azerrad launches hot new artist-on-artist website By Josh Modell March 20, 2013 | 5:00pm
 - film This week we're barely putting up with Olympus Has Fallen By Amelie Gillette March 20, 2013 | 5:00pm
 - tv After Ally McBeal captured the zeitgeist, Robert Downey Jr. found the show’s heart By Phil Dyess-Nugent, Erik Adams, Noel Murray, Ryan McGee, Emily St. James, Donna Bowman March 20, 2013 | 5:00pm
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 tv Slings And Arrows: “Rarer Monsters” By Emily St. James March 20, 2013 | 5:00pm
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 aux This is what a mash-up of Godspeed You! Black Emperor and Taylor Swift sounds like By Marah Eakin March 20, 2013 | 4:30pm
         - aux Jon Hamm's penis has been banned from the set of Mad Men By Sean O'Neal March 20, 2013 | 4:28pm
 - aux Listen to a new song from The Hush Sound, its first in 5 years By Marah Eakin March 20, 2013 | 4:05pm
 - aux And now the creator of House will make Steve Coogan into an American TV star By Sean O'Neal March 20, 2013 | 3:12pm
 - aux Disney realizes it hasn't remade Pete's Dragon yet By Sean O'Neal March 20, 2013 | 2:42pm
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 tv Smash: “Musical Chairs” By Noel Murray March 20, 2013 | 6:00am
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 film Tristana By Scott Tobias March 20, 2013 | 5:01am
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 film Timerider By Noel Murray March 20, 2013 | 5:00am
         - tv Workaholics ends its season as it must: With fears of impending apocalypse By Emily St. James March 20, 2013 | 5:00am
 - aux March 20, 2013 By David Malki ! March 20, 2013 | 5:00am
 - aux March 20, 2013 By Dan Savage March 20, 2013 | 5:00am
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 film Julia Loktev’s Day Night Day Night follows a suicide bomber to Times Square By Mike D'Angelo March 20, 2013 | 5:00am
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 tv Treat Me Like The Gift I Am Case File #35: Hey Paula By Nathan Rabin March 20, 2013 | 5:00am
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 aux Filth flarn filth flarn filth: 13 stand-up routines about real-life celebrity encounters By Steve Heisler March 20, 2013 | 5:00am
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 tv The Mindy Project: “Mindy's Birthday” By David Sims March 20, 2013 | 3:30am
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 tv Cougar Town: “Saving Grace” By Ryan McGee March 20, 2013 | 3:28am
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 tv Justified: “Decoy” By Noel Murray March 20, 2013 | 3:00am
         - tv Splash By Ryan McGee March 20, 2013 | 1:50am
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 tv New Girl: “Quick Hardening Caulk” By Erik Adams March 20, 2013 | 1:30am
         - aux UPDATE: HBO's Enlightened has been canceled By Emily St. James March 20, 2013 | 12:00am