On top of the rote stories, the format itself is completely familiar. Three “expert” judges holding auditions across the country in search of America’s best dancers? Where have we heard that before? Oh, sure, but this one has a system where the judges individually rate the contestants, who can only move on with a majority vote. Wait… what? That’s not new either? Come on now, you must be kidding. Hear me out: After the auditions, the approved contestants move on to a short list, from which the judges narrow down their choices for the semifinals. Surely, this is unique. No? It’s not? Well, I’ll be damned. There is a chance the show could distinguish its format in the episodes that air post-semifinals, but they haven’t bothered to explain how the show will evolve, so I can’t be bothered to concern myself. Will there be audience voting, or will the judges decide all the cuts for the duration? Who knows? Maybe not even the producers!
While watching, it’s easy to see that the best thing about the show is undoubtedly Paula. She brings a lot of her Idol personality to the table, primarily by speaking in encouraging platitudes and circular inspirational messages, like some sort of “you can do it” Dance Dance Revolution Barbie. This sounds like a slam, but it’s really not. I admire her ability to encourage and cheer on these people who have a dream. (It’s just hard to understand the nature of the ability when you have a heart as cold and black as mine.)
Beyond her cheerleading capabilities, though, she brings something to the table here she could never pull off convincingly on Idol: expertise. Paula isn't much of a singer, but her dancing credentials have never been in question. When she gives a critique, you buy it, and the producers wisely put one of her most spot-on moments of criticism directly at the beginning of the episode. I actually found myself wanting more of the critique and less of the silly dancers, montages, and cheerleading, but that is not where the show seems to want to spend its time. Why do something constructive when you can show a flight attendant and self-professed Paula Abdul fanatic named Stone Fleshman dance around aimlessly to “Forever Your Girl”? I admit, if I was a producer I doubt I would choose the critique either. The temptation of Stone Fleshman is just too strong.
All that being said, Live to Dance isn’t a wholly terrible show. On the surface, it’s perfectly respectably produced, if formulaic. It moves at a faster pace than one would expect for a bloated two-hour episode. However, it's the choice of formula over any sort of imaginative spark that ultimately deems the show unnecessary. In today’s landscape of reality television overcrowding, unnecessary is probably the worst thing Live to Dance could be.
Stray observations:
- $500,000 is a pretty big cash prize for a first-year show these days. CBS obviously thinks this one has the potential to be a hit.
- “Hopefuls from all across the country are here to audition in the specially constructed, state of the art dance domes.”
- Seriously, dance domes. CBS wasted their money on dance domes. I guess the Hilton was booked.
- Host Andrew Günsberg is pleasant enough, but he’s no Cat Deeley. But really, now, who is?
- The other judges are Kimberly Wyatt (a founding member of the Pussycat Dolls) and Travis Payne (former choreographer for Michael Jackson). They are unremarkable in every way.
- I mentioned the aural stimulation, but it is impossible to convey just how much applause the audience was giving at all times during the performances. Either they beefed up the cheering in post, or they fed an entire auditorium made up of pre-teen girls a bucketful of sugar and told them Justin Bieber was about to take the stage. It was staggering.
- As a fan of the older-and-better So You Think You Can Dance, it was difficult to try to follow the audition process of this show. On SYTYCD, you know what the final round is like, so it’s easy to follow along, see what the judges are looking for, and therefore evaluate the dancing even if you have no dance background. Here, with all different group sizes, styles and ages, it’s hard to compare.
- The only group that really stood out to me in a positive way was the last to perform: Chinatown’s Greatest Breakers. B-Girl Precious Moments was pretty adorable. (This is the group whose parents are using them to raise their station in life, so I’m sure nothing but misery awaits these kids in life. Still. Cute.)
- A zombie dance troupe? Really? Can zombies not be everywhere, for one minute? Thanks.