Photo: Rodin Eckenroth
If there’s anyone entitled to an opinion on Disney’s recent necromantic interest in the Home Alone franchise, it’s probably the person whose life was both defined, and also sort of destroyed, by its decades-long cultural dominance: Macaulay Culkin. (Or, as fans of stupid internet stunts know him, Macaulay Macaulay Culkin Culkin.) Unsurprisingly, given his feelings about spending the rest of his life basically doing whatever seems to amuse him at any given moment—hey there, Pizza Underground—Culkin had some thoughts about what a modern take on Kevin McCallister might look like.