Ever wake up after a particularly drunken reverie to find the air in your home tinged with the scent of deep-fried guilt? The source is usually found in the trash can, where the remains of a McDonald’s Double Quarter Pounder wrapper are most likely interred alongside your dignity and any adult plans you had for the day ahead of you. In these instances, have you ever stared down into your garbage bag of bad decisions and thought, “If only I could have this shame linger heavily in the air for interminable days on end, permeating and haunting the very foundations of my home like some Edgar Allan Poe-inspired grease ghost”?
Well, you’re in luck, you gross sack of soggy fries! Per an official press release from McDonald’s, the monsters among us can purchase a “set of 6 custom scented candles in glass containers, inspired by Quarter Pounder ingredients: Bun, Ketchup, Pickle, Cheese, Onion, 100% Fresh Beef.”