New York is trying to shut down that fake heiress' sweet Netflix deal

However, New York City has what it calls the “Son Of Sam Law,” which prevents convicted criminals from profiting off of their crimes—by, say, making a big Netflix deal with the superstar producer behind Grey’s Anatomy—and the state is now trying to convince a judge that any profits Sorokin may receive from the Netflix project should go to her victims. This comes from the New York Post, which says that Sorokin signed the deal while she was waiting for her trial on Rikers Island and that her first $30,000 check from the Netflix project went to cover part of her legal fees. Apparently, she was set to make another $70,000 last month from Netflix, but that payment has been delayed due to this new suit. The Post also says Netflix agreed to pay her a $7,000 royalty and a $15,000 consulting fee “for each episode,” which is so much fucking money.

Part of Sorokin’s story also involved duping former Vanity Fair photo editor Rachel Williams into paying for a $70,000 trip to Morocco, with the Post noting that Williams sold her side of that story to HBO and Simon & Schuster for $600,000. Obviously, the lesson here is that every single one of us—no matter who we are or what we do—is in the wrong line of work. Getting paid for doing a job is for suckers, and the real money is in scamming people and/or getting scammed by people. On an unrelated note, if you’ve got any info on tickets to Fyre Fest 2, please let us know in the comments. We hear this one’s going to be really sick.