Oh, the things you can buy on Etsy. Alan Ronay, a Los Angeles artist and self-confessed “huge fan of classic TV,” is currently marketing a lovingly crafted miniature version of the set of The Addams Family for a mere $345.00 through his Everyday Miniatures shop on the popular handicrafts site. The three-dimensional model measures 8 1/2 by 8 1/2 by 4 1/2 inches and is constructed from printed paper and foam board plus, in the artist’s words, “time, glue [and] patience.” It also contains a number of arcane details from the cult 1964-1966 ABC series, including matriarch Morticia’s iconic “peacock chair” and the remains of unfortunate Cousin Farouk, whose foot dangles from the mouth of a swordfish whose head has been mounted on the tiny, tiny wall. For more budget-conscious Addams fans, Ronay also offers a “DIY” papercraft version of the set for $7.95, which comes as a .PDF file for at home assembly.