Out with the Rizzoli & Isles, in with the Mary + Jane

Here’s what’s up in the world of TV for Monday, September 5. All times are Eastern.
Top picks
Rizzoli & Isles (TNT, 9 p.m.): After all these weeks of your friendly neighborhood What’s On Tonight contributor talking about it, Rizzoli & Isles is finally saying goodbye for good. You know what’s not good? This synopsis for the episode: “The facts don’t add up when a dead man is found handcuffed to a bed in his own home. As the ‘Bon Voyage’ party approaches, everyone makes a video to say goodbye. In the series’ final episode of Rizzoli & Isles, everyone says farewell and plans for their next adventure.” Besides the fact that it just glosses over the handcuffed dead man in favor of the “stress” of saying goodbye in video form, the final line is unnecessary. And not just because it says “series’ final.” Plus, it’s a synopsis that just plain forgets to talk about Rizzoli or Isles. Oh well, here’s this:
On second thought, maybe the synopsis just did the best it could.
The Comedy Central Roast Of Rob Lowe (Comedy Central, 10 p.m.): There is now officially a problo, Rob Lowe.
Mary + Jane (MTV, 10 p.m.): So here’s the deal: MTV’s got this new sitcom about “two twentysomething best friends who run an all-female weed delivery service in Los Angeles.” Snoop Dogg’s an executive producer, which honestly makes a lot of sense—maybe if Snoop Dogg had been an executive producer on Weeds instead of just a guest star, things would have ended up differently, you know? But in terms of the actual creation of the show, writing/directing team Deborah Kaplan and Harry Elfont are responsible for that. So as long as Mary + Jane’s two twentysomething best friends—Jordan (Scout Durwood) and Paige (Jessica Rothe)—at least seem like the type of people who realize “Can’t Hardly Wait was definitely underrated” and/or that “Josie And The Pussycats is the best movie ever!” then everything should be fine. Also, weed jokes.
Premieres and finales
Stalked By My Doctor: The Return (Lifetime, 8 p.m.): Not only is there a Lifetime movie starring Eric Roberts titled Stalked By My Doctor, there’s a sequel to said movie. That would be this, Stalked By My Doctor: The Return, and yes, it also stars Eric Roberts. Maybe don’t keep letting Eric Roberts be your doctor? That’s just our first bit of advice, but that’s also the result of us going in cold; so what’s this movie actually about?
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