Pain don't hurt, but a Road House remake might
As part of the continued effort to wake the spirit of Patrick Swayze, so that he might once again possess Whoopi Goldberg’s body in time for The View’s February sweeps, MGM has set The Fast & Furious director Rob Cohen to helm a remake of Road House. The 1989 original has remained a favorite over the years among fans of action movies and awesomely stupid dialogue, inspiring everything from off-Broadway musicals to late-night phone calls to Kelly Lynch’s husband. What it hasn’t remained is safely ensconced behind the chicken-wire cage of sanctity—particularly as MGM continues to paw through its video library looking for successes it can try to repeat.