People We Meet On Vacation is a romance that's all vacation, no people
Travelogue romances go on one last hurrah around the world with Brett Haley's latest, which forgets to be romantic.
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Lately, someone in Hollywood seems to have decided that the best way to save the rom-com genre is to simply put hot actors in foreign countries. In the past four years, George Clooney and Julia Roberts jetted to Bali, Sydney Sweeney and Glen Powell flirted through Sydney, Jennifer Lopez and Josh Duhamel got hitched in the Philippines, Laura Dern and Liam Hemsworth explored the streets of Morocco, and KJ Apa and Madelyn Cline backpacked through Spain. Call it the Crazy Rich Asians effect, or maybe just a last-gasp attempt to milk a free trip out of a wavering genre, but travelogue romances are all the rage. And Netflix’s People We Meet On Vacation takes that ethos to its extreme by porting the plot of When Harry Met Sally into a non-linear itinerary that includes Boston, Barcelona, New Orleans, New York City, Tuscany, the wilderness of Canada, and Linfield, Ohio. Unfortunately, all that globe- and time-hopping can’t bulk up a movie so thin it would barely even count as a carry-on.
Based on a bestselling 2021 novel by Emily Henry, People We Meet On Vacation is at least made with a palpable sense of passion from director Brett Haley and stars Tom Blyth and Emily Bader. It’s clear that all three really, really want this movie to be the next breakout romantic hit. But the finished project is missing that X-factor of wit and chemistry that can turn a basic plot into something shimmering. While recent winners like All Of You have proven there’s still juice in the classic friends-to-lovers template, watching People We Meet On Vacation feels more like ordering a sparkling tropical cocktail and getting served tap water.
Curiously enough, no one actually meets on vacation in the cumbersomely titled film. Instead, whimsical free-spirit Poppy (Bader) and uptight introvert Alex (Blyth) meet on a When Harry Met Sally-style road trip from Boston College to their shared hometown in Ohio. Though they couldn’t be more different—she likes messy breakfast burritos, he likes obsessing over traffic—an overnight stay at one of those classic there’s-only-one-bed motels endears them to one another. They strike up a friendship that they decide to keep alive by taking one big vacation together each summer, no matter what jobs they have or who they’re dating.
We experience those nine summers of trips from the vantage point of “this summer,” where Poppy and Alex are barely on speaking terms ahead of his brother’s wedding in Barcelona. As they meet-awkward at the airport, flashbacks fill us in on the shifting nature of their friendship and the details of their current estrangement, which gives the film a bit of a mystery angle to go along with its rom-com core. It’s a clever enough structure for a romance, the trouble is there’s no sense of humanity driving it.